FUUUUCK
Was supposed to have my bday dinner tonight, because yesterday didnt work with the resterant I wanted to go to. So I'm at the gym trying to get it in before I go get my fat fuck on, and this broad I mess with sometimes calls me. She had been at my place cleaning it and hamburgered her finger on my immersion blender. So, no bday dinner, instead I got to spend a few hours sitting in the ER. She was so fucking drunk they ignored her ass for hours since it wasnt a serious injury, and I COULD NOT shut her ass the fuck up.