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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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One time after high school i was mobbin in my boys whip, he had been arguing with his bitch and flaked on uer and hadnt swooped her from school. We pulled up at a red light, and i see this lil short ass girl from a distance, and start bullshittin like "check out this lil chickenhead right there lets pick her up, u got a booster seat for her? Damn she looks pissed she probably on the rag or someth-ay i think thats maria bro". My boy aint listenin at all, hes like "duuuur huh jus let it go to voicemail." Smh

So she just walks up in the middle of traffic and hops into the backseat, talkin a gaaaaang of shit, "fuckin dick fuck fuckin fuck ass faggot ass nigga". And we drove one block with it going like that until she starts poking holes in his upholstery witb a pen,he pulls his car over in busy ass sebastapol road completely sideways blocking the right lane, gets out and lifts her out of the car over his shoulders and throws her on the sidewalk, she lands on her feet and my boy peels out

Well we got caught at the next damn red light, and the bitch comes running at us with a big ass chunk of wood with nails, and beams the back of his brand new car with it. My boy gets out screaming so she goes to pick the thing up to throw it again, but as soon as she grabs it and stands up, my boy does like a Anderson Silva push-kick move to her, and she flew back hella far to the ground. It looked like " THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!!" type shit...happened so fast that i barely was able to put the car in park before it hit a fence, cuz he had hopped out so fast it was still in drive. Then he yells "heffer!" and peels out again, and for some reason that instantly made this whole traumatic event funny, we both looked at each other n busted up laughing all the way back
 
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W0RM_Da_C0N

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This is the best quote from youtube:

"His slap should be a finisher in the next Mortal Kombat. Goddam he slapped the ebola out of her. Goddam the bitch saw her whole life pass by. Do you see how his fingers were so precisely placed together after that smack. He is definitely a pro smack a hoe pimp. That was no ordinary slap, that was a god given gift hitting her. People called 911 thinking it was a gunshot after that. Fucking hell I hope she went to the ER to make sure her soul is intact with her body. I bet she will feel the after math for the next 20 years of her life. I bet her face is tilted to one side now. "

Thanks TheGamingg33k9 whoever you are.
 
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StillHustlin

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DAT NIGGA TAZZ said:
One time after high school i was mobbin in my boys whip, he had been arguing with his bitch and flaked on uer and hadnt swooped her from school. We pulled up at a red light, and i see this lil short ass girl from a distance, and start bullshittin like "check out this lil chickenhead right there lets pick her up, u got a booster seat for her? Damn she looks pissed she probably on the rag or someth-ay i think thats maria bro". My boy aint listenin at all, hes like "duuuur huh jus let it go to voicemail." Smh

So she just walks up in the middle of traffic and hops into the backseat, talkin a gaaaaang of shit, "fuckin dick fuck fuckin fuck ass faggot ass nigga". And we drove one block with it going like that until she starts poking holes in his upholstery witb a pen,he pulls his car over in busy ass sebastapol road completely sideways blocking the right lane, gets out and lifts her out of the car over his shoulders and throws her on the sidewalk, she lands on her feet and my boy peels out

Well we got caught at the next damn red light, and the bitch comes running at us with a big ass chunk of wood with nails, and beams the back of his brand new car with it. My boy gets out screaming so she goes to pick the thing up to throw it again, but as soon as she grabs it and stands up, my boy does like a Anderson Silva push-kick move to her, and she flew back hella far to the ground. It looked like " THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!!" type shit...happened so fast that i barely was able to put the car in park before it hit a fence, cuz he had hopped out so fast it was still in drive. Then he yells "heffer!" and peels out again, and for some reason that instantly made this whole traumatic event funny, we both looked at each other n busted up laughing all the way back
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sounds like he had no bitch control, you shoulda bitch slapped him
 
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Filthy_Rich

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Oct 22, 2003
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Filthy_Rich

My fit cost a rack
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tweeze said:
what a gentleman like you apparently is prepared to get busy no doubt if that's what it is then that's what it is
Watches Sonny on the Godfather When dude hit his sister
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I'm not gonna let a random girl hit me in the head with her boots because I'm scared she might have a mob boss brother. This shit ain't The Godfather.
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

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May 9, 2002
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gimmefreemusic said:
The bitch hit him in the head with her shoes he wasnt in the wrong and the law agrees.

"Danay Howard, a 21-year-old female, was charged with felony assault and disorderly conduct, and Shanique Campbell, 20, was charged with misdemeanor assault and disorderly conduct."
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Where did you get that info? Is there an actual news story on it?
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

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Nuttkase said:
Personally I wouldn't hit a female unless something drastic was going on but bitches can't just be smacking random dudes and then play like they are shocked and the victim when one doesn't give a fuck and smacks her back. Broad is lucky that big ass dude only slapped her.

Also unless dude that jumped in knew them he's a total jabroni and even then he should have been trying to shut her loud ass up prior. If that was my friend as long as dude only smacked her I would have let it be and hope she learned her lesson.
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He didnt just slap her though...he actually bombed on her and choked her out. He was not pleased.
 
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