It's been over a decade but I used to get a block of Velveeta and some canned chili and a couple jalapenos to chop up and throw in then nuke the whole thing for like 5 minutes and make a ghetto glop of slop and go to town with a bag of tortilla chips. Always tasted really good but made trying to poo the next day a struggle.
the other day my ho made me some hella good ass dip
all she did was put cream cheese in some tostitos salsa and heat it up in the microwave and holy shit it was amazing tasted kinda like nacho cheese but better