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[infinity]

C-4 diet

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

So about 2am, I here some noise downstairs just outside my living room window. I hear shuffeling, sounded like someone walking on the deck, moving chairs. I knew I wasn't going crazy cause my dogs ears also perked up...

Anyway, I loudly say "whos there?" and turn on the patio light, and look out the window.

To my surprise there is a family of like 4-5 Racoon, some really big having a fucking party not even phased by me. Theres a swiming pool in my backyard, and one was walking around it splashing with his hands. They kept on coming in out of the deck, which sucks, I think I have a family of Racoons under the deck now.

Breh, theres a family of 4 thuggish ruggish racoons that visit from time to time and they do the same shit lol... Those lil bitches will stand on their hind legs, mean mug me, and scoop cat food up with their hands and eat it. They act exactly like scraps, no lie.

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[illuminati_guy]

 

[Nuttkase]

Now i'm worried about letting the dogs outside, my dogs are retarded and would probably crawl under the deck looking for them - and get attacked.

Need to buy a little BB gun, and try and scare them off, or rip up the deck. Fuuu.

3 Ways to Get Rid of Raccoons - wikiHow

 

[Nuttkase]

I think there is literally a wikihow for everything ever. Some of them are fucking hilarious too, especially the artwork.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

@S.SAVAGE @AlcoholicLoser

Should check out that app on both android and iphone. Essentially tells you how much loot youve saved not smoking and errything

 

[Snakegang]

So about 2am, I here some noise downstairs just outside my living room window. I hear shuffeling, sounded like someone walking on the deck, moving chairs. I knew I wasn't going crazy cause my dogs ears also perked up...

Anyway, I loudly say "whos there?" and turn on the patio light, and look out the window.

To my surprise there is a family of like 4-5 Racoon, some really big having a fucking party not even phased by me. Theres a swiming pool in my backyard, and one was walking around it splashing with his hands. They kept on coming in out of the deck, which sucks, I think I have a family of Racoons under the deck now.

That sucks. I have a creek in my back yard and everyone always talks about how lucky I am but it only attracts Mosquitos and raccoons. I fucking hate it. My meth neighbors are building a beach on there part. I'll take some photos it's hilarious

 

[infinity]

I was drunk as fuck last night tryin to get into the club just to see if i could and of course they let me in but I left my card at the last bar lol

 

[infinity]

Guess what im drunk again

 

[gimmefreemusic]

I am starting to drink and scheming on some popeyes

 

[Snakegang]

Why are you legs shorter than your arms?

I have opposite of c-4 disease. Honestly tho my armspan is longer than my height. I'm like 6'1"-6'2" and wear 32" inseam jeans haha. My doctor told me it's rare but doesn't really effect anything. It's helped me with fighting and grabbing shit I drop behind the fridge.

 

[Snakegang]

Why are you legs shorter than your arms?

I just rechecked that photo and it does look more exaggerated in that photo than it does in real life.

 

[Snakegang]

If someone wants to photo shop c-4's arms on my body I wouldn't be too mad

 

[Snakegang]

Boss is gone gonna get hammered tonight at work

 

[cheeto]

So about 2am, I here some noise downstairs just outside my living room window. I hear shuffeling, sounded like someone walking on the deck, moving chairs. I knew I wasn't going crazy cause my dogs ears also perked up...

Anyway, I loudly say "whos there?" and turn on the patio light, and look out the window.

To my surprise there is a family of like 4-5 Racoon, some really big having a fucking party not even phased by me. Theres a swiming pool in my backyard, and one was walking around it splashing with his hands. They kept on coming in out of the deck, which sucks, I think I have a family of Racoons under the deck now.

Breh, theres a family of 4 thuggish ruggish racoons that visit from time to time and they do the same shit lol... Those lil bitches will stand on their hind legs, mean mug me, and scoop cat food up with their hands and eat it. They act exactly like scraps, no lie.

That sucks. I have a creek in my back yard and everyone always talks about how lucky I am but it only attracts Mosquitos and raccoons. I fucking hate it. My meth neighbors are building a beach on there part. I'll take some photos it's hilarious

just making sure but u guys are talking about this right?

if not then u guys are hella racist

 

[cheeto]

Boss is gone gonna get hammered tonight at work

no marty?


lol

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

Cyclops ipa's on deck... gonna go out in a ill bit and eat Mexican food.... probably get some brehsive tacos and some hyphy nachos

 

[Nuttkase]

At work, got a few minutes till I clock in, already wanna go home.

 

[0R0]

I am starting to drink and scheming on some popeyes

quit talking about it and be about it