robot sex partners will be common in 10 years
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OK @EVERgREENRIDER you can cut the act with your new screen name. It was fun at first but you can let it go now.
I used to work at a "sex shop" they sold dildos, books S&M stuff and all that bullshit.
What gets me is the store I worked at had this "female torso" ... Well 90% of the customers were lone females and the other 9.9999% were couples, male/female.. At any rate I worked at this place for a year and this dude would come in once a week and pickup this "torso" and would walk around with it - I knew he wanted to buy the fucking think but I think he was just too damn embarrassed so the damn thing sat on the shelf forever.... Now, my point is - if a dude cant buy a fucking torso then how the fuck could he buy a robot like that?
Hell, I'm even going to digress more on this shit...
Dudes are fucking prudes, bitches buy 3 foot long dildos (seriously) and a homely dude is embarrassed to buy a rubber pussy/torso?
IDK, I think its funny. Bitches act like buying a 3 foot dildo isn't shit and a dude acts like buying a rubber pussy is embarrassing.... WTF?
Now buying a robot that looks like a corpse is on a different level than aforementioned... WTF do you do with that thing? fuck it and drag it around and call it your "girl" - you'd have to be really psychologically fucked to have/want such a thing. I can only imagine now some female dragging one to the counter and asking all sorts or weird questions...
Of course I would end up being the dude that has to put the fucking weird doll in their trunk, like it's a body or some shit.
What gets me is the store I worked at had this "female torso" ... Well 90% of the customers were lone females and the other 9.9999% were couples, male/female.. At any rate I worked at this place for a year and this dude would come in once a week and pickup this "torso" and would walk around with it - I knew he wanted to buy the fucking think but I think he was just too damn embarrassed so the damn thing sat on the shelf forever.... Now, my point is - if a dude cant buy a fucking torso then how the fuck could he buy a robot like that?
Hell, I'm even going to digress more on this shit...
Dudes are fucking prudes, bitches buy 3 foot long dildos (seriously) and a homely dude is embarrassed to buy a rubber pussy/torso?
IDK, I think its funny. Bitches act like buying a 3 foot dildo isn't shit and a dude acts like buying a rubber pussy is embarrassing.... WTF?
Now buying a robot that looks like a corpse is on a different level than aforementioned... WTF do you do with that thing? fuck it and drag it around and call it your "girl" - you'd have to be really psychologically fucked to have/want such a thing. I can only imagine now some female dragging one to the counter and asking all sorts or weird questions...
Of course I would end up being the dude that has to put the fucking weird doll in their trunk, like it's a body or some shit.
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@swoop187
DONE FUCKED A COUPLE GOATS!
@swoop187
DONE FUCKED A COUPLE GOATS!
Being a dildo salesman I fucked a lot of moms....
You would be surprised how loose they are when they walk into a sex shop and talk to a guy like me.....
They buy dildos for a reason........ They're not getting satisfied at home by your daddy, so I let them give me 100 bucks for some x and whatever they want.
You would be shocked at how naughty your mommy can be.... Some mommies want cum on their faces or titties or all over their cunts..... They like that shit....
Some want to get fingered while I suck on their titties, others just want to finger themselves while they watch me jerkoff, others just want to suck my dick and others just want me to eat their pussy.... Yeah. when you sell dildos the solicitation from mommies comes everyday all day.
I could be your father boy...... No doubt I have kids out there I don't know and that crushes me.... Really.
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