They also must do the pledge of allegiance every day for 25 years, get an american flag tattood on their sternum, an rfid chip implanted in their body, a scannable bar / qr code on the back of their neck, voluntarily submit their dna and get a facial recognition scan of their face, they must donate $250 each year to the national wildlife preservation fund, recite the lyrics to god bless america and the star spangled banner, go to church every sunday where they take a weekly drug test, watch every john wayne movie, know how to saddle a horse, and must be able to bbq a hamburger to perfection.
