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Some sneaky smugglers tried to get oxycodone pills into a prison by replacing the seeds in the middle with pills. You would hope that no one checks to make sure the seeds are actually seeds, but the guards outsmarted them this time.
This smuggler was hoping no one would check the wheels, and actually formed their cocaine to fit perfectly inside the rim. Assuming no one notices the rattling, this plan should have been flawless.
If you're smuggling drugs, nothing makes quite as much sense as putting those drugs behind pictures of Jesus. Something something moral compass.
Ramp Fail
Candy Eggs
To be fair, these are some super delicious looking croissants. And they come with money inside! Too bad you can't bring them across the border.
Once you pop, you just can't stop! Which is a terrible tragedy.
At least they were nice enough to poke holes in the book to give him some air to breath... The poor little guy looks super cramped up in there, with no room to move.
Who would suspect a boring door of being completely filled with cocaine? A customs agent apparently.
If you can't go across the border yourself, why not just launch your drugs over it? With a modified t-shirt cannon, smugglers just launched their product into a field to hopefully be picked up later. Not this time, though.
Mr. Potato Head was rolling hard, as he was stuffed with this bag of ecstasy.
These shells were glued shut, each containing a bit of cocaine. They didn't expect anyone to inspect them, I guess!
An entire shipment of bolts turned out to be hollow and filled with drugs. That's a lot of effort to put into smuggling; to have the capacity to actually produce hollow bolts is impressive.
Holy Water
These bottles of "holy water" were actually filled with Ketamine. If you drink it, it's probably not the power of God you're feeling...
20 Ridiculous Attempts To Smuggle Drugs Across A Border - brainjet.com