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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

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HA!

embarrassing story:

Back when there was Peppermill in Santa Clara, me & the homies used to hit it up a lot.

once night, when I was maybe 22, 23 ...we are in there, getting drunk, with one of the OGs who is a boss. Trying to keep my respect level high, as you usually would in front of the OG.

I am wearing a white button up shirt, no shirt under it, it was summer.

Ordered a mudpie for desert like a fatass (even tho i was not fat back then), & dropped some on my shirt.

Mind you, I am pretty tossed at the time off, pretty sure it was Long Islands back then.

So I go the bathroom to clean my shirt & for some stupid reason, I took the whole shirt & put it in the sink & turned on the water to clean it.

but I soaked the whole shirt.... obviously no way of drying it.

so I went back to the table with a sopping wet shirt on & got clowned by the homies.

....thats all I have to say about that.
 
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gimmefreemusic

gimmefreemusic

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Nov 18, 2010
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I remembered a next one, last year at my friends cottage.

Were all going to go onto his speed boat and take turns riding the donut thing from behind the boat. Well im gonna but then I feel I gotta take a dump so I walk back like 500ft to the house and commence business. Everything is gravy then I flush the toilet and it starts rising instead of sinking. Im oh fuck no.... I try to flush again n it keeps rising, I grab the plunger give it a lil 1-2 nothing.

So I had to sprint down to the dock tell my friend "bro I clogged your toilet and it is flooding" infront of like 6 girls -_-

My buddy runs back gets it with the plunger (next time I wont be such a pussy with the plunger) and I spend the next half hour cleaning the washroom floor. I can say I was lucky that only water actually came out the bowl.

The saddest thing about that story is I took a fucking pitiful bunny sized shit and that happens to me -___-
 
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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Jun 5, 2004
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Ok here we go, im running late but i think i got a lil bit of time to tell a shart story to yall.


I was with two of my friends working for my friends' dad in buffalo, helping him fix up houses cuz he flips them. So its a friday, we work for a day and then get off. We start drinking hela coronas (this was when i didnt even really drink) and as it turns to night, we get faded and hella hungry and start ordering some food.

We order some takeout... We order a hella bomb ass ny style pizza and some wings (in buffallo the buffallo wings are just called wings). Sooooo fucking good! The best wings hands down and the 2nd best pizza i ever ate. So all night its coronas and canadian bc hydro and pizza and wings and cake and man stuff and gluttony and baffoonery

So the next day i wake up on the couch, and my boy is on the other couch up. So were talking bullshitting still hella tired n shit. So in the middle of a sentence, i notice i have to fart hella bad, so im like "blah blah blah hhhhhhehhhhhh -prrrrrft-" and fart on... But i notice its wet and its hot and something is very wrong. So without saying anything, i grab the crotch of my pants with both hands to seal off the knees so it didnt fall down the pant leg, and just waddle to the bathroom holding everything from my knees up perfectly still, while using my legs from the knee down to walk.

So yea i tossed my dookie stained soiled drawls out of the second story bathroom window into the next yard. And when i got out the shower n went back in my boy was like wtf happen to you? So im like I SHARTED!!!!! And he blew cereal and milk all over the place laughing and had to clean it off his sleeping bag. Messy situations.
 
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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Heres another embarassing story from buffallo but not for us...

Basically me n 2 friends were walking down the street. Were all minorities and i guess we were in the white part of town. So as we walk, we see this minivan full of like ten teenage white girls. They drive past us and all of them yell out their window hella loud, "HOLLERRRRR!!!!!!" Like they were white but u could tell they were goofing around tryna sound square as possible, like purposely heavy on the "r"...

So they pass us and get about 5 feet further down the road, and their van breaks down right ahead of where were walking. Like something out of a movie lol i swear.

So were approaching them, theyre hella embarassed trying not to look. Me n my friends walk up to where theyre at and i told them to act hella cool dont do anything. So we walk up quietly all normal, then all of a sudden i run up, hit their window with the palm of my hand hella hard, and yell "HOLLERRR!!!!!!" And it scared the living daylights outta them,only one of them thought it was funny, the rest of them looked like they saw a ghost or something lol, but a ghost that has its way with young wbite women
 
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Coach E. No

Coach E. No

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Mike Manson said:
Man, have to think of some older stories...

For now, a couple years ago I went to a Rugby tournament and I forgot to wear sunscreen. Was wearing a cap backwards all day, and got a bad sunburn. For about 2 weeks my head looked like a monkeys ass wearing a white beanie...
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When I was in 8th grade I shaved my head and the next day I went to a water slide park from 10am til 5pm with no sunscreen and got these miserable blisters all over my head. It was horrendous.
 
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dirtysanchez

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last night at work i bent down to pick up a heavy ass box...i was wearing white basketball shorts..i started to lift and all of a sudden shit just started streaming out...like when you turn the nozzle at the frozen yogurt shop...pure liquid poo...luckily it didnt show through the white shorts
 
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Coach E. No

Coach E. No

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S.SAVAGE said:
welcome to my daily lol
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I'd like to think that if my head was shaved all the time I wouldn't be as prone to getting torched like that but I probably still would. I'm only half Mexican and apparently that's not enough to stop from getting severe burns on a bald head in Oklahoma.
 
S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
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diggidy405 said:
I'd like to think that if my head was shaved all the time I wouldn't be as prone to getting torched like that but I probably still would. I'm only half Mexican and apparently that's not enough to stop from getting severe burns on a bald head in Oklahoma.
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I actually have a doc appt tomorrow cuz they need to check my head for skin cancer ...downside to being a bald whiteboy.
 
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