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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
#228,821
Oct 25, 2011
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#228,821
so im on the freeway, stop & go traffic.

there is always that one guy who speeds up hella fast, the brakes hella fast.

im on chill mode in the AM so im slumpin some Marvin Gaye, windows down smoking a cigarette in 1st gear just creepin

dude, who appears to be a solo driver in the carpool lane on my left is doing the gas brake dip thing

he speeds up hella fast & this time he dont stop & PLOWS into the rear of an SUV

he's 5 feet away from me when he hits, glass shatters, hood flies up, car is totaled

as soon as he hit, some bitch pops her head up from his lap & they both look like a deer in headlights

she was obviously sucking dudes dick in the carpool (hence the solo driver in the diamond lane lol)

Everyone next to me, we all kinda looked at each other & laughed & kept on going

thats gonna be a hell of an explanation to the CHP when they arrive LOL
 
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BUTCHER 206

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
#228,823
Aug 22, 2003
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Seattle, WA
#228,823
Fuckin idiots
At least they didn't plow into someone going 60+

I just move over instantly if someone even gets close to me, then move back behind them. Its hilarious seeing them mash up to the next car, slam the brakes realize they risked their life for no reason then see me following them at a safe distance. Then I like to pass them later if we're going to the same.exit. I especially get a kick out of some guy raging past me at like 80, then we somehow end up at the same store 25 mins later but I'm first through the door lol
 
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RAVAGE

RAVAGE

-DaBadGuy-
#228,825
Apr 25, 2002
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FUBU Outlet
www.dogpile.com
#228,825
S.SAVAGE said:
so im on the freeway, stop & go traffic.

there is always that one guy who speeds up hella fast, the brakes hella fast.

im on chill mode in the AM so im slumpin some Marvin Gaye, windows down smoking a cigarette in 1st gear just creepin

dude, who appears to be a solo driver in the carpool lane on my left is doing the gas brake dip thing

he speeds up hella fast & this time he dont stop & PLOWS into the rear of an SUV

he's 5 feet away from me when he hits, glass shatters, hood flies up, car is totaled

as soon as he hit, some bitch pops her head up from his lap & they both look like a deer in headlights

she was obviously sucking dudes dick in the carpool (hence the solo driver in the diamond lane lol)

Everyone next to me, we all kinda looked at each other & laughed & kept on going

thats gonna be a hell of an explanation to the CHP when they arrive LOL
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were you on 101 Ive seen a lot of shit like that go down on the 101....lol
 
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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
#228,836
Oct 25, 2011
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EAST SAN JOSE
#228,836
FUNNY HOW ALL THE NEWS OUTLETS ARE FOCUSED ON THIS STABBING THAT HAPPENED DOWNTOWN OUTSIDE THE FAIRMONT, YET 20 FEET AWAY FROM MY OLD CONDO I LIVED IN WITH MY EX, SOME FOOL GOT BLASTED IN FRONT OF HIS MOM & KID & GOT KILLED, LAST NIGHT.

I SWEAR TO GOD THESE FUCKING NORTES & SURENOS ARE SOME FUCKBOYS.... THEY SHOULD ALL KILL EACH OTHER OFF & LIGHTEN UP THE POPULATION AROUND HERE.
 
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