what a fucking weekend

[dirtysanchez]

As long as she stops drinking your kid should be fine. My wife and I were getting plastered nightly until we found out she was carrying my daughter. Just make sure you're cool in the third trimester in case u gotta take her to the hospital early

yea thats one of the first things i looked up...thank the goddam lord

 

[dirtysanchez]

So I gotta ask, is your baby momma a good girl or a trashy slut bag. Cause depending on your answer this is either good news or a tragedy for you

lol...shes not a slut..that i know of lol...but it still isnt necessarily amazing news...im scared shitless

 

[dirtysanchez]

always wanted kids ever since i can remember...but now that its a reality its fuckin serious shit

 

[28g w/o the bag]

bewl story breaux

bongratulations doe

::

 

[Gemini]

lol...shes not a slut..that i know of lol...but it still isnt necessarily amazing news...im scared shitless

Your having slight regret amigo?

 

[S.SAVAGE]

if you are not in love with her& 100% sure she is not a slut then this is NOT the woman to be having kids with or in 2 years you're gonna be making a child support thread.

abort mission!!! abort mission!!! abort mission!!!!

houston to dirtysanchez we have a problem!

 

[shinobionskiz]

Get that prego pussy while it's hot..........

 

[Mac Jesus]

I can say with 95% accuracy that the baby is actually mine.

 

[Shaniac]

Congrats! @Mac Jesus

You'll be a great father.

 

[DFresh77]

just don't turn into a Gemini with like 10 babymamas and 15 kids (5 of those belong to another fat guy)..

 

[Mac Jesus]

Congrats! @Mac Jesus

You'll be a great father.

No I won't D @dirtysanchez will raise my kid. fuck babies.

 

[Nuttkase]

No Sicx.

 

[timebomb]

been drunk three times in 24 hours and this shit sucks...theres a pizza on my floor and I definitely didn't order it...6 boxes of black and milds...and I have three empty boxes of mac and cheese...wtf

 

[Gemini]

just don't turn into a Gemini with like 10 babymamas and 15 kids (5 of those belong to another fat guy)..

The test proved otherwise...

 

[Gueroloco]

I was just going to reply that both Gemini and Dirty are gonna be on Maury to find out who's the real baby daddy lol..... hahahaha but Congrats to the homie Dirty!

 

[phncke]

18 year babysitting sentence. Along with a hefty monthly fine if you dont keep the bm happy.

Having kids is a really risky deal for the successful american male.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

WETHEWEST.COM BRRRRREHHHH

 

[RAVAGE]

congrats dirtysanchez

 

[StillHustlin]

lol...shes not a slut..that i know of lol...but it still isnt necessarily amazing news...im scared shitless

if its not good news then abort the mission...

otherwise quit whinin and man up

children are the most beautifulest thing in this world and its just like that

you will never create anything greater than a child

its havin a baby wit tha wrong bitch thats a mufucca

 

[2-0-Sixx]

fuck abortions

@Gemini has the same philosophy