what a fucking weekend

[dirtysanchez]

so friday im at famous daves eating awesome food and getting piss fucking drunk...continued getting piss drunk later that evening...saturday morning my gf tells me she is pregnant...weve been joking about it lately cause her hooters have been sensitive...we go to the doctor and shes fucking SEVEN WEEKS pregnant...talk about a fucking life changing event....i just want whiskey and burritos

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Congrats!

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Can't wait for the abortion!!!!





lol

 

[drunkaholic707]

you sure its yours

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

Congrats how long u two been together?

 

[iaoish]

I've never been pissed fucking drunk off food before, must have really eased up your schedule for the rest of the evening.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Welcome to the trill world

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Was she getting piss drunk with you during her 7 weeks of being pregnant?
Hope you don't get a downie.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

Congrats how long u two been together?

4 weeks. lol

 

[drunkaholic707]

4 weeks. lol

must have been on a bender and forgot

http://www.siccness.net/vb/f40/goddam-bender-374260.html

 

[Gemini]

LMAO!!!! @ These Siccness, Brehs. It's the Siccness Open Forum though. D @dirtysanchez Congratz though!!!!

 

[S.SAVAGE]

You sure it aint another one of @Gemini 's offspring?

Just check & be safe D @dirtysanchez

 

[dirtysanchez]

Was she getting piss drunk with you during her 7 weeks of being pregnant?
Hope you don't get a downie.

she was drinking occasionally..but never really got drunk...she didnt know until right before she told me

 

[dirtysanchez]

Congrats how long u two been together?

just over a year

 

[dirtysanchez]

Can't wait for the abortion!!!!





lol

fuck abortions

 

[pbarb666]

So I gotta ask, is your baby momma a good girl or a trashy slut bag. Cause depending on your answer this is either good news or a tragedy for you

 

[gimmefreemusic]

See what happens when you go on 2 day benders and get drunk 3 times in a Day???

 

[pbarb666]

Also were gonna need pics of these sensi titties to validate your story

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

she was drinking occasionally..but never really got drunk...she didnt know until right before she told me

Not too bad. Just hoping that it comes out healthy.
A couple drinks here and there shouldn't do much...

Good luck.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

As long as she stops drinking your kid should be fine. My wife and I were getting plastered nightly until we found out she was carrying my daughter. Just make sure you're cool in the third trimester in case u gotta take her to the hospital early