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Nuttkase said:
Maybe it's just when I'm passed out drunk on the couch at 8am and he uses my hand hanging off as a personal back scratcher and if I remotely show any sign of life he stares at me and meows until I actually start scratching him.
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Anyone passed out in the living room is fair game for taco. That's why I don't let him stay in my room at night.
 
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Nuttkase said:
Maybe it's just when I'm passed out drunk on the couch at 8am and he uses my hand hanging off as a personal back scratcher and if I remotely show any sign of life he stares at me and meows until I actually start scratching him.
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One of my friends growing up had this grey alley cat named snoopy that was strong as fuck and mean. It never wanted to be petted until it got real old. His parents were hardcore catholics and wouldn't euthanize it even though it'd have seizures like everyday. Anyway you were fucked if you fell asleep and he lay down on you cause he wouldn't let you escape. If you even thought about moving or petting it it'd start growling and hissing at you til eventually it'd have a seizure then fall off you. If you were unlucky he'd seize onto you and scratch the fuck out of you. Then it'd just piss on the floor and sit there dazed for like an hour. Poor cat
 
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