I can just imagine ap9 squaring off for a fight... He takes his shirt off, lookin like hes bout do get down. He takes a quick selfie with his phone, then he walks up...
Then he starts bouncing around all fast and hyper-like, dancing around in a huge 20-foot circle, not even anywhere near his opponent....
His opponent keeps tryna walk up n hit ap but he keeps runnin away but is still like "where you at, bitch?!?!? Im right here nigga! Oops, ova heeeere nigga!!"
"Bah bah!!(hits the air) yeeeeea nigga wassup?!?! Bah bah!!(from 10 ft away). Yea bitch!! What u want, u wanna meet eazy e? Okaaaay-bah!!! What u want-oooooooh nigga ooooooh u wanna meet pac! Huuuh-bahhhhh!!!"
"Ok thats it, im tired man (zero total significant strikes landed). We got down. I got the better of you tho nigga!!!!" As he runs away.