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[ELPOLLITO]

To get decent tickets you gotta get them a year in advance lol not even know whose playing

 

[InfamousICON]

Yet maintaining the lowest payroll for decades and utilizing the worst stadium in all of professional sports is doing big world champion shit? Lol. The a's love conserving their shekels and are just waiting for a legit offer to buy the team

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Fuck the bitch ass toronto blue jays, san francisco giants, oakland athletics, new york yankees, arizona diamondbacks, texas rangers, and the bitch ass washington nationals

 

[BUTCHER 206]

The A's lost 3 in a row, and the Mariners won 4 in a row...and you're still 5 games behind.

Newsflash, the all star break isn't even here yet
>2014
>still not knowing baseball is a marathon

 

[InfamousICON]

lol this British broad on vacation in Spain blew 24 dudes in a bar as a part of a contest to get one free drink

Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for Free Drinks Triggers Investigation

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Yet maintaining the lowest payroll for decades and utilizing the worst stadium in all of professional sports is doing big world champion shit? Lol. The a's love conserving their shekels and are just waiting for a legit offer to buy the team

Lowest payroll, worst stadium = playoffs in 81' 88' 89' 90' 92' 00' 01' 02' 03' 06' 12' and 13' with 3 World Series appearances.

But...what happened to the Mariners? 95' 97' 00' 01'...never made it past the AL Championship series...Hey but Safeco is real pretty...good effort.

 

[DVS ONE]

lol what a dumb cunt

 

[BUTCHER 206]

The a's won in the 80s and 20s. By your logic if the a's are so much better than us they would have won in the years the marinets didn't. But they haven't been relevant for years either, perennially one and done

 

[DVS ONE]

wrong again

 

[BUTCHER 206]

But hey moneyball was a decent movie. Too bad it doesn't win championships. If you make the playoffs another 20 times though you're bound to win one

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

The a's won in the 80s and 20s. By your logic if the a's are so much better than us they would have won in the years the marinets didn't. But they haven't been relevant for years either, perennially one and done

If the Mariners were any good they would have won ever, at all, at least once...but never have.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

If the Mariners were any good they would have won ever, at all, at least once...but never have.

Lol damn.. can your coaches hook us up with those steroids all your biggest stars were on? Maybe if we started cheating too we could do something help us out

 

[InfamousICON]

Fun statistic, in 37 years of existence the Mariners have had losing seasons in 26 of them.

lol the Mariners have only finished above .500 11 times in history.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Lol I love how whenever I bring up the mariners everyone immediately defaults to ancient history. Why is that?

I said the 11th, 12th, and 13th. This is the near future. Yet now we're in a time machine living 30 years ago when I wasn't even born yet.

Keep living in the past folks. All that living in the past sure helped the santa clara 49ers to a superbowl win this year lol and I'd like the same luck to rub off

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Lol damn.. can your coaches hook us up with those steroids all your biggest stars were on? Maybe if we started cheating too we could do something help us out

Not sure, you could ask the 12 Mariners named in The Mitchell Report from throughout the 00's I guess.

It's not like you ever had a player that was the figurehead for cheating, steroids, and poor sportsmanship *cough* Alex Rodriguez *cough*...

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Not sure, you could ask the 12 Mariners named in The Mitchell Report from throughout the 00's I guess.

It's not like you ever had a player that was the figurehead for cheating, steroids, and poor sportsmanship *cough* Alex Rodriguez *cough*...

Aroid roided up in texas not here

 

[InfamousICON]

Lol I love how whenever I bring up the mariners everyone immediately defaults to ancient history. Why is that?

I said the 11th, 12th, and 13th. This is the near future. Yet now we're in a time machine living 30 years ago when I wasn't even born yet.

Keep living in the past folks. All that living in the past sure helped the santa clara 49ers to a superbowl win this year lol and I'd like the same luck to rub off

currently the Mariners are in 3rd place and the A's are in 1st....there's some non past/history for you.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

currently the Mariners are in 3rd place and the A's are in 1st....there's some non past/history for you.

Currently. So we should lose to the athletics right since they're in first? Lets see then.

I got my broom ready a's are about to fall the fuck off hard

 

[InfamousICON]

Aroid roided up in texas not here

A-Rod started roiding in high school, he was drafted by the Mariners while in high school.


Simple math

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Lol I love how whenever I bring up the mariners everyone immediately defaults to ancient history. Why is that?

I said the 11th, 12th, and 13th. This is the near future. Yet now we're in a time machine living 30 years ago when I wasn't even born yet.

Keep living in the past folks. All that living in the past sure helped the santa clara 49ers to a superbowl win this year lol and I'd like the same luck to rub off

History lesson: Mariners = 0 world series, 0 players in the hall of fame, 4 playoff appearances the most recent 13 years ago...

Recent history: Mariners in 2012 = 4th place, Mariners in 2013 = 4th place, Mariners today = 3rd place.

The Mariners are a C- student in the history of baseball.