What are your top 10 reasons to have your MAN CARD revoked ?!

[Mac Jesus]

You sure bout that?

 

[MobbinINda916]

You sure bout that?

Yeah, I don't fuck with no mickey mouse liquor store knives, the knives I fuck with at the least cost 50 to 60 dollars and they open with one hand, I don't carry no cheap 10 dollar knives, most of those cheap knives aint reliable. I've practiced for years to be prepared in self defense situations.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Do you belong to any militias @MobbinINda916 ? Separatists movements? Neo-nazi party?

 

[MobbinINda916]

Do you belong to any militias @MobbinINda916 ? Separatists movements? Neo-nazi party?

No

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Own a bomb shelter? Have an escape route mapped out? Rations for 6+ months?

 

[Mike Manson]

If You Use The Words "Swag" or "YOLO" you are a joto.

What should I tell my wife when I want to check out some electrical appliances here:

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Bolo blood

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

While we are asking asinine questions, why dont we start rating each other like all the cool kids do on facebook now?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

I wonder if there are any girls in the chinese phonebook named Sue Woo

That would b hella gangsta

 

[MobbinINda916]

I wonder if there are any girls in the chinese phonebook named Sue Woo

That would b hella gangsta

or Dat Ho

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Man Card revoked for your previous screen name "Park Boi"

Damn I had just renewed it too

 

[ELPOLLITO]

I want an appeal

 

[R]

actually if you don't carry a knife you aint a real man and your man card has been revoked.

the knife was man's first tool.

mostly homosexual men don't carry knives and don't own any tools.

agreed

 

[R]

16. you dye your poodle different colours

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Been carrying this around since 1998 just in case some shit pops off. Got it for saving one of my black buddys from drowning. Lost my man card though permanently for watching keeping up with the kardashians and liking it. Lost my hood pass sometime during community college

 

[savage]

Yeah, I don't fuck with no mickey mouse liquor store knives, the knives I fuck with at the least cost 50 to 60 dollars and they open with one hand, I don't carry no cheap 10 dollar knives, most of those cheap knives aint reliable. I've practiced for years to be prepared for a zombie apocalypse

fixed

 

[Arson]

Id carry a knife if I was allowed too, fuck my mom always carried a buck knife.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Id carry a knife if I was allowed too, fuck my mom always carried a buck knife.

Buck knifes fucking rule

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

If you don't carry one of these in your wallet, you're a female dog

 

[ELPOLLITO]

if you don't like sriracha then you are not a man