Right handed.
Back in 2012 some big ass pit bull mixed dog ran up on me and sunk it's teeth in my left arm and I pulled out my knife that I carry in my right front pocket and I sliced it's throat and repeatedly stabbed it until it let my arm go.
The knife I had was a Cold Steel Voyager that looked like this.
beautiful story breh.
im not anti dogs, but if a dog wanna get at me imma do the same
time for another episode of:
COOL STORY BREH (Shea edition)
6th grade, walking to school. Alum Rock @ 680 overpass where we lived there was a big ass field, I walked thru that field to walk to sheppard middle where i went to school.
this faggot dog used to chase me daily. being 11 years old i was scared, i aint gonna lie, life was rough enough to add a fucking dog tryin to kill me, DAILY.
anyhow, one day i brought a bunch of firecrackers with me, & a lighter.
got to the field & walked real slow, lighter in 1 hand, pack of blackcats in the other.
got halfway thru the field & here comes this summabitch lookin like one of the dogs on Ghostbusters muhfuckin rick moraniss turned into.
I was scared, but i stood my ground, he got around 10 feet to me & I lit those firecrackers & tossed em at his face right at the point of combustion.
fucked that dogs world off.
i never saw it again.
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