heres my list of how to be a man
1. you care about what the next mans doing way 4 much
2. your twitter or facebook or instagram has more pics of you than a female does of herself. no man should take more selfies a day than he drinks beer. thats that marty chit.
3. matter fact, a man really shouldnt give a fuck about his appearance enough to take a picture of himself anyways.
4. a mans appearance should be respectable. if your dirty be it from work or play. not from two days ago. shower and hygiene you fucks. we have running water now a days.
5. never disrespect a woman in public. if a woman is out of line speak to her in a calm matter. if she wanna be a bitch than walk away. no argument is worth the possibility of losing your freedom
6. never hop on some sort of bandwagon. stick to your fucking guns, if the ships going down then go out proud.
7. never acuse anyone outloud and or without hard evidence. that he say she say shit for the birds
8. eat tacos.
9. do it for the kids. be that guy that when you step on the scene, whereever it may be, the kids like you. women notice that shit. even if you dont like kids, that aint their fault.
10. respect others. dont drive around, walk around like you top shit. even if you are. have some fucking respect and be humble.
11. dont be no bitch.