What are your top 10 reasons to have your MAN CARD revoked ?!

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Feb 10, 2009
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If you can't think of 10 reasons then what reasons in general would you revoke somebodies man card?

my top 10 in no particular order:

1. You prefer lite beer instead of regular beer.

2. You don't own any tools.

3. You wear skinny jeans.

4. You hate guns and weapons.

5. You drive a Toyota Prius or a mini van.

6. You don't carry a knife, or you don't own at least 1 pocket knife.

7. You wear flip flops or sandals in public.

8. When it's raining you use an umbrella and you often complain about the weather.

9. You don't take care of your lawn.

10. Your pants are hanging down with your underwear exposed while wearing a extra smedium t-shirt or v-neck.
 
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Rossibreath

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If you can't think of 10 reasons then what reasons in general would you revoke somebodies man card?

my top 10 in no particular order:

1. You prefer lite beer instead of regular beer.

2. You don't own any tools.

3. You wear skinny jeans.

4. You hate guns and weapons.

5. You drive a Toyota Prius or a mini van.

6. You don't carry a knife, or you don't own at least 1 pocket knife.

7. You wear flip flops or sandals in public.

8. When it's raining you use an umbrella and you often complain about the weather.

9. You don't take care of your lawn.

10. Your pants are hanging down with your underwear exposed while wearing a extra smedium t-shirt or v-neck.
Oh shit my man card just got revoked 4.5 times lol. I'll guilty of 1 2 4 6 & kinda 9. I cut the grass today tho. And my chick has tools lol
 
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Carrying a knife around is hella gay

Only juggalos and tweakers carry knives
actually if you don't carry a knife you aint a real man and your man card has been revoked.

the knife was man's first tool.

mostly homosexual men don't carry knives and don't own any tools.
 
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BUTCHER 206

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BUTCHER206 doesn't carry a knife but he always carries a smart phone.
That's right. Cause if anybody pulls a knife on me I'm going to pull out that phone and call the cops and have them arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, and ill also sue them in civil court for cash too
 
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Watch out we got a bad ass gif insert here...Lol

Why worry what the next man does?

lol u watching too much mtv guy code shit lol
I thought it would be a funny thread.....BUTCHER206 said carrying a knife is "hella gay" and only juggalos and tweakers carry them but he's incorrect.

carrying a smart phone everywhere and not carrying a knife is "hella gay", you'll never know if a Rottweiler pops out of no where and locks his jaws on your wrist and you'll wish you at least had a knife if you didn't have anything else to defend yourself.