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May 4, 2002
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Quit leaving us in suspense

What happened
So myself and 2 coworkers are walking back to work, we just mobbed some subway sandwhiches. Another coworker pulls up hella fast right behind us.

So dude goes upto the car and says give me a ride, then proceeds to hop on his back bumper and grabs onto the trunk ( old honda civic).

Dude hits the gas and takes off, the guy on the back doesnt expect him to take off like that and starts slippin, so he trys to hit the pavment and starts running. He cant hold on so this fool literally just lets go and straight up hits the pavment head first and keeps tumbling.

So naturally I start laughing but then im like " oh shit" and run over to see if hes ok. Hes gets up and is fucked up.

So I turn on my phone and start looking for his glasses and he walks off. I go back into work and he strolls in 10 mins later asking what happened and what day it is.
 

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Aug 22, 2003
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So myself and 2 coworkers are walking back to work, we just mobbed some subway sandwhiches. Another coworker pulls up hella fast right behind us.

So dude goes upto the car and says give me a ride, then proceeds to hop on his back bumper and grabs onto the trunk ( old honda civic).

Dude hits the gas and takes off, the guy on the back doesnt expect him to take off like that and starts slippin, so he trys to hit the pavment and starts running. He cant hold on so this fool literally just lets go and straight up hits the pavment head first and keeps tumbling.

So naturally I start laughing but then im like " oh shit" and run over to see if hes ok. Hes gets up and is fucked up.

So I turn on my phone and start looking for his glasses and he walks off. I go back into work and he strolls in 10 mins later asking what happened and what day it is.
Lol... concussion in the dumbest way. I hope he went to the hospital to make aure there wasn't brain swelling
 
May 4, 2002
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Lol... concussion in the dumbest way. I hope he went to the hospital to make aure there wasn't brain swelling
I told him to go and he didnt want to, then he disappeared and I told dude who was driving the car to go look for him.

He found him in the bathroom and he kept saying he didn't feel good and doesnt know whats going on. So he took him to the er.

This was on some real life jack ass shit. Dude in the car hit the gas and didnt stop until he noticed he wasnt on the back anymore.
 
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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I saw it all happen and still cant believe how dumb that shit was.

My brain hurts trying to figure out why they thought this would be a good idea.
Lol I remember the last day of school my jr year highschool someone got on top of a car and his friend tried to leave the parking lot. "Officer Friendly" the seattle cop / school area cop who was known for being super nice comes outta nowhere blooping his lights and sirens then yells on the loudspeaker "STOP THE CAR AND GET OFF THE ROOF YOU FUCKING RETARD" lol