Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i need food

 

[gimmefreemusic]

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

 

[S.SAVAGE]

just killed a carne asada burrito from chavez market with an ex coworker of mine ....lunch was vapey.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Ahahaha this shit had me dying, tell em uncle murda sent you.

 

[DFresh77]

ya fuck that shit breh

ole girl waited damn near 4 months to tell you?

Seriously breh, bitch tripping.. I literally told her to kick rocks..

 

[DFresh77]

You hanged up?

Fuck you asshole.. I'm here telling you a good story and you giving me grammar lessons..

 

[drunkaholic707]

i deleted flappy bird 2 minutes after i downloaded it and now the game is selling for money

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

flappy bird sounds so dumb

 

[S.SAVAGE]

i deleted flappy bird 2 minutes after i downloaded it and now the game is selling for money

my boy has bids on his iPhone5 on eBay for $5500 because it has flappy birds on it, closing price is 16k LOLWTF?????

 

[Rasan]

flappy bird sounds so dumb

when i think of flappy bird i think of this

 

[Cut-Throat]

The fuck is a flappy bird?

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Flappy bird creator is the biggest bitch ever

Dude took game off the marketplace because all the attention he was receiving was "ruining his life." Despite the fact that the game generates $50k a day in ad revenue for him.

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[ELPOLLITO]

My ex hit me rush with the "I might be pregnant" line... and I haven't fucked her since the beginning of November...

My reply "oh really? I think you're calling the wrong guy..first of all, I haven't seen you since November and the last time we had sex..I didn't nut because you got my at me for putting it in your ass?"

Her: "it's yours and I know it, you're the last guy"

Me: "right, good luck..you can keep it and I know it won't be my kid..call Maury for a paternity test and call up the potential fathers. We both know it's not me"


She went crazy over the phone and I hanged up..

exact same thing that happened to me cept she was a sur and a stripper lol

 

[Mac Jesus]

We are going to have people that are going to be dying over the next couple days. We are going to be losing heat in many of our homes. People will be making poor choices. We’re going to see people use candles. We will have many, many fires. We will see some of the heaters that will catch fires. We'll see people bring generators into their homes. It is such a dangerous situation we have just entered

 

[Rasan]

My ex hit me rush with the "I might be pregnant" line... and I haven't fucked her since the beginning of November...

My reply "oh really? I think you're calling the wrong guy..first of all, I haven't seen you since November and the last time we had sex..I didn't nut because you got my at me for putting it in your ass?"

Her: "it's yours and I know it, you're the last guy"

Me: "right, good luck..you can keep it and I know it won't be my kid..call Maury for a paternity test and call up the potential fathers. We both know it's not me"


She went crazy over the phone and I hanged up..

i'm 1000% sure you're the father!

 

[ELPOLLITO]

no one gives a shit about your situation

 

[Snakegang]

Someone needs to go to watsonville with a cape.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

why