Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Defy]

chick: that's your choice


:ermm: this is nearby pussy, I wanna make sure once it stops bleeding I can make it squirt again

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Like lil debbie

 

[gimmefreemusic]

What's funny about this mystic shit is he deserved it like a mofo. After all his shit talk with 49ers/seahawks, all the stupid pics and memes in 50 diff threads and all the time he acted like he gets tonnes of play.

The way he talked about women before was so squarish and forced I didn't really think he got, the thread was validation.

 

[Defy]

lol, I actually watched the chick squirt the other day....I'm playin with the clit and her pussy constricted then squirted......I'm like "ooooh, neato!"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Theres some creepy girl just standing by one ofvthe lobby windows just staring for the past 3 mins

This is insanely awkward

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Finally someone came and picked her up. That was weird

 

[Defy]

anal

Have you ever tried fitting a banana in a keyhole?






I have :dead:

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Ive had one earbud just hanging in my ear for like 3hrs

I need to listen to something lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Were you able to get off of work Butcher?

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[WT SAVAGE]

about to make bbq chicken wings later, not sure what sauce im gonna use yet.

 

[Nuttkase]

From the sound of the start of your post bbq sauce.

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm just being a jerk, I know what you mean. I usually like bbq wings that have a littler tangier bbq sauce over really sweet ones personally.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

yeah but i bought 20$ worth of different sauces 2 weeks .

 

[Nuttkase]

Guy Fieri had to testify in court against dude that stole his Lambo awhile back (and who also tried to kill someone I guess) and this official courtroom sketching keeps cracking me up for some reason lol

 

[WT SAVAGE]

ive never actually bbq chicken wings before. ive baked and deep fried tho.

 

[Mixerr]

never heard of them. did you have a good time?

Yes I had a great time!

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Nah i didnt get the night off far as i know


Damn this is the 2nd week in a row someones gotten coked out of their minds and stumbled black out drunk with blood dripping out of their nose all over the place. Had to lock an elevator down to be cleaned later. The hell is the matter with ppl either theyre not chopping their lines down enough or the coke theyre getting is cut with meth or some shit lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I found one of those huge black straws too like the starbucks ones / the ones they sell with bubble teas. The huge ass ones, cut in half. Like the fuck was this person snorting gigantic boulders or something why such a massive fuckin straw lol.

I used to use one of those tea balls for steeping loose leaf tea. Put your boulders in that and grind them into an ultra fine powder with the smooth part of the bottom of a bic pen. Then use the pen to rail. These ppl need advice think ill give it to them next time lol

 

[0R0]

go look at those tits in the open forum snitcher