Random people automatically assuming ur cool?

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Rossibreath

Rossibreath

triple og from the sbp
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#82
DAT NIGGA TAZZ said:
Today i was at my homegirl's house with her, some bitch she knows, and the bitches brother just kickin it smoking... The brother goes around the corner to the bathroom and the sister tells me to pass her the bong hella quick. I pass it to her and she hits it but dosent inhale, she leaves the smoke in it.

Then, this bitch puts it up to her funky ass butt and farts in it. Im like what the fuuuuck... And then within not even 4 seconds the brother walks back in the room and the sister, covering up a bong full of smoke and fart, starts coughing acting like she just hit it and says to the brother "here hurry up hit the rest, i cant finish it"...And this fool straight inhales a fart hit

Anyways i wasnt even really laughing but this fool started acting like he was gonna throw up and made the funniest face ive ever seen anybody make, and that got me i couldnt hold it in any longer and started laughing... He got hella freaked out n ran outside and just didnt ever come back lol, i felt kinda bad for laughing but he was kind of annoying anyways so whatever i tried not to. Cool story bro
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Hahahahaha! Lmao @ farting in a bong and making someone hit it. I'm doing that to my brother. Holy shit.
 
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YOUNGNUTT

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
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Jul 9, 2002
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I PULLED UP AT THE STOP LIGHT IN FRONT OF A LIQUOR STORE BUMP'N' SICX "TREMENDOUS" SONG!!!
DUDE COMES RUNNING OUT THE STORE ON THE CORNER OF THE STREET JUMP'N' UP AND DOWN SING'N' THE LYRICS TO THE SONG I'M BUMP'N'!!!
RIGHT BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN, DUDE IS LIKE "YOU GOT SOME WEED?"
I BLEW THAT SMOKE OUT THE WINDOW AND SMASHED OFF!!!

#CSB
I WISH THERE WERE DRAGONS-N-SHIT!!!
 
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YOUNGNUTT

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
#85
Jul 9, 2002
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Gas One said:
i see two different things often. either people are hella intimidated by me or they strike up conversation out of nowhere. the conversations happen pretty often. male and females, old or young, white or black..it doesn't matter. where i live there's a lot of rich white folks and they love talking to me. its kinda odd sometimes. i don't know how these conversations between all types of people start, but people will come up to me in a situation where they have something to talk about due to the surroundings/place we are at and talk me up hella. i hustle, so i use that moment to possibly gain another customer.

i look pretty mean, but i have a personality that makes people gravitate towards me and they end up wanting to talk to me for a good amount of time, get to know me or ask me questions. its kinda how it goes on siccness, you see how people kinds talk to me or respect me based on how or who i am.. im cool with it. i have a wealth of knowledge and love to help people. as far as drugs i get asked for shit all the time, no big deal. my girl says i strike people as intriguing and interesting. and a fun conversationalist. if i go to a store, pretty often people will watch what im buying and buy the same thing. i think people figure if i bought it, it has to be good. i appear picky, like i only like the best of the best. or they'll ask me about my purchase, if its good, or whatever. i dont mind the attention really.

sometimes i can be an asshole, but its a little more rare. in that case people wont even get near me. they know better. like if i have a cup of syrup, im not trying to talk to you. if you ask me corny shit, im gonna be a dick. but outside of that my customer service training kinda kicks in and im really cool to talk to. im a comedian, make people laugh often. i make new friends easily, especially if the person is into music or graffiti.

i dont know if people assume im cool, but i guess they do because im usually on a whole different level than them which makes them interested on what it is about me that they like or find intriguing. i think people kinda take a chance on talking to me. it can either go horrible or perfect. you never know.

some people know who i am before i even introduce myself, that shit is a trip. im kinda a really hard person to not get along with. i like to chill, i like to meet new people and im a loyal person. i have alot of interesting stories people love to hear.

somethin about me is like a magnet with people. im not exactly sure what it is. swag maybe. i dunno. im a only child, and i have that sort of way about me. people say what up all the time. im pretty nice as a whole. but if you cross me youll see the devil.

im all around cali. southern cali, northern cali. so theres something about me thats different from the 'born and raised and still there' cats. i have alot of influence from both sides, people dont know what to make of me sometimes. cant figure out my race, cant figure out where im from. cant figure out what type of person i am. cant figure out if you can get away with flirting with me or not.

all in all, im a really dope person to get to know. i have hookups out the wazoo, im hella loyal, i keep the cash in the family. ill go out my way to help a homie. if 2 of us had one plate of food, id give it to you before i ate cuz thats how i am. so if they assume im cool, thats whats up. i just do my thing tho yafemi

on twitter, my tweets get favorited alot. like a whole lot. so i think theres something about my way of thinking or mindstate that people like. whether its serious or im jokin. im the same person online as i am offline. alot of people on siccness have met me,almost all of them i became really good friends with.

guess by definition i am kinda 'cool' and people just notice it, not assume it.
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LOLWUT!?!?!

NO DISRESPECT BREH!!!

BUT WTF IS THIS??? A PROFILE BIO FOR MATCH.COM??? LMAO!!!
 
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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She looks like a funky ass whore lol... Idk she kinda looks like a ratchet ass broke bootleg version of kloe kardashian but a little skinnyer, but she still has that same squish face thing goin on... I wont lie shed probably easily get fucked if i was drinking but shes not hot.
 
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Gas One

Gas One

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#94
May 24, 2006
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#94
YOUNGNUTT said:
LMAO OOOOOK BUDDY!!!
TIME TO STEP DOWN OFF YOUR INTERNET PEDAL STOOL CUZ I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO ABOUT IT....
WHICH WAS "SPEAK ON IT"!!!
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nigga who cares what you spoke on?? like i give a fuck what 'youngnutt' has to say to me. lol

and its pedestal, dumb ass caps-lock forever havin nigga lmao fuck is a pedal stool...is that some shit midgets use to drive cars?
 
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YOUNGNUTT

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
#95
Jul 9, 2002
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#95
WHATEVER NIGGA!!!
OBVIOUSLY YOU CARED, YOU RESPONDED!!!
I AIN'T THE ONE TRYNA FIND A MATCH ON THE SICCNESS!!!
TALK'N' "I'M THIS TYPE OF NIGGA, PEOPLE ARE SCARED WHEN THEY SEE ME" YADA YADA YADA LMAO, SHUT YO ASS UP!!!
OLE THINK'N' YOU HIGH AND MIGHTY CUZ YOU A SICC MOD ASS NIGGA!!!
GTOH WITH THAT!!!
 
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