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Hahaha damn back in the day I used to have to hit omak from tonasket just to hit them fast food joints being from Cali made it weird that I had to drive like 15 miles for a burger lol I think they had a Burger King mc Donald's and Taco Bell that was hella long ago like 96 97.inthink they had KFC and the Dairy Queen was A trip seeing that there
 
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Hahaha damn back in the day I used to have to hit omak from tonasket just to hit them fast food joints being from Cali made it weird that I had to drive like 15 miles for a burger lol I think they had a Burger King mc Donald's and Taco Bell that was hella long ago like 96 97.inthink they had KFC and the Dairy Queen was A trip seeing that there
What the hell were you doing in tanasket? Haha. Washifas is weird. It's like three different states. But that upper middle area is the weirdest, at least to me. Definitely felt out of place the few times I've been up there, due to my lack of mossy oak and boots.
 

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The first time I went into my own Safeway (by City College) store in plain clothes most employees didn't even recognize me. Then this five foot tall salvadoreno with a grill who used to call me "Willy Griffin" was like "damn nigga I thought u were a total square." Yeah just cuz Im white and have to wear a uniform every time im at work I couldn't POSSIBLY smoke blunts, listen to more rap than anyone else there, and wear New Eras, hoodies, baggy jeans and Nikes.

Thats what I get for being the only white male in a store filled with Chinese, Filipinos, Latinos, and a couple Black folk.
why did he call you willy griffin?
 
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What the hell were you doing in tanasket? Haha. Washifas is weird. It's like three different states. But that upper middle area is the weirdest, at least to me. Definitely felt out of place the few times I've been up there, due to my lack of mossy oak and boots.
Lol one of my good friends moved there and I used to visit idk but I was the only dude with white t's and Ben davis lol there was a lot of Kool peeps there.i miss the barder fairs and the lakes shit was off the hook and the winters were dope to idk way it's is a Kool spot.being from Cali I liked it.
I bet u herd of dude named. Blue he was a koo Indian dude lol.
 

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why did he call you willy griffin?
Because he thought I looked like Peter Griffin, who I look nothing like. I've been told I look like Jack Black, Jonah Hill, Billy Bob from Varsity Blues, Zach Galifinakis (Alan from the Hangover) and John Belushi. So every fat white guy ever. None of whom I actually look like.
 
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its the worst on public transportation. if u aint rockin headphones then get ready to get ur ear talked off by sum stranger until your next stop.
That's the main reason I wear over the ear headphones and not earbuds. It's really obvious to anyone looking at you that you probably can't hear them, and don't want to.
 

DuceTheTruth

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I feel like I got twins or clones everywhere sometimes...

I always get..."awww my nigga you look like so n so from over there".......

or..."dont I kno you from....???...."

I get that so much it's like I feel that some people say shit like that just to spark up convo or to see who u are...

I just tell 'em I got twins everywhere my nigga...

unless I feel like they really really know me.
 
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I hate when ur talking to somebody you just met, and they sit there and list every one of their friends names to try to make a connection... "Hmm.. You know John? Big fat black John? Oh. U know Nay-Nay from down there by the barbershop, always be cuttin hair n stuff? No? Damn. Ok. Well... U know John, that big fat black nigga John? Hella big, and fat, and black and his name is John? His names John"

Lol
 

Gas One

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i see two different things often. either people are hella intimidated by me or they strike up conversation out of nowhere. the conversations happen pretty often. male and females, old or young, white or black..it doesn't matter. where i live there's a lot of rich white folks and they love talking to me. its kinda odd sometimes. i don't know how these conversations between all types of people start, but people will come up to me in a situation where they have something to talk about due to the surroundings/place we are at and talk me up hella. i hustle, so i use that moment to possibly gain another customer.

i look pretty mean, but i have a personality that makes people gravitate towards me and they end up wanting to talk to me for a good amount of time, get to know me or ask me questions. its kinda how it goes on siccness, you see how people kinds talk to me or respect me based on how or who i am.. im cool with it. i have a wealth of knowledge and love to help people. as far as drugs i get asked for shit all the time, no big deal. my girl says i strike people as intriguing and interesting. and a fun conversationalist. if i go to a store, pretty often people will watch what im buying and buy the same thing. i think people figure if i bought it, it has to be good. i appear picky, like i only like the best of the best. or they'll ask me about my purchase, if its good, or whatever. i dont mind the attention really.

sometimes i can be an asshole, but its a little more rare. in that case people wont even get near me. they know better. like if i have a cup of syrup, im not trying to talk to you. if you ask me corny shit, im gonna be a dick. but outside of that my customer service training kinda kicks in and im really cool to talk to. im a comedian, make people laugh often. i make new friends easily, especially if the person is into music or graffiti.

i dont know if people assume im cool, but i guess they do because im usually on a whole different level than them which makes them interested on what it is about me that they like or find intriguing. i think people kinda take a chance on talking to me. it can either go horrible or perfect. you never know.

some people know who i am before i even introduce myself, that shit is a trip. im kinda a really hard person to not get along with. i like to chill, i like to meet new people and im a loyal person. i have alot of interesting stories people love to hear.

somethin about me is like a magnet with people. im not exactly sure what it is. swag maybe. i dunno. im a only child, and i have that sort of way about me. people say what up all the time. im pretty nice as a whole. but if you cross me youll see the devil.

im all around cali. southern cali, northern cali. so theres something about me thats different from the 'born and raised and still there' cats. i have alot of influence from both sides, people dont know what to make of me sometimes. cant figure out my race, cant figure out where im from. cant figure out what type of person i am. cant figure out if you can get away with flirting with me or not.

all in all, im a really dope person to get to know. i have hookups out the wazoo, im hella loyal, i keep the cash in the family. ill go out my way to help a homie. if 2 of us had one plate of food, id give it to you before i ate cuz thats how i am. so if they assume im cool, thats whats up. i just do my thing tho yafemi

on twitter, my tweets get favorited alot. like a whole lot. so i think theres something about my way of thinking or mindstate that people like. whether its serious or im jokin. im the same person online as i am offline. alot of people on siccness have met me,almost all of them i became really good friends with.

guess by definition i am kinda 'cool' and people just notice it, not assume it.
 
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Its funny when you notice people trying to talk more gangster around you...


U ever walked up on somebody telling a story, and when they see you they go from normal voice to ghetto voice? "Yeah dude, so im riding my freaking bicycle through this old guys lawn and he comes out and yells at me hecka rudely (then u walk up) an den wut had happind was i told dis punk ass old muthafucka you aint bout dat life and fasho dis muthafucka callz da one time and we skeet skirted outie five gee". That shit happens all the time lol

Little did we know this whole time that when a square saw us, they were actually like "kill baseball, talk game, here comes black people!"
 
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Man I hate that random shit too. Like I was outside in front of my house last week vaping while on my cell phone, and some random ass guy asks "hey bro can I borrow your phone for a second." Like no you fucking cant. Seriously like what the hell do these teengers be smoking nowadays?? Weed isnt satisfying enough anymore?
Haha I've seen hella phones robbed that way. Only a retard let's a stranger use his phone unless that stranger is pulling himself out a car wreck or some shit lol
 
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Lol yea you are a fool if u let somebody borrow ur phone

But one time these group of kids asked to use my phone when i was walking thru the transit mall, and at the time i had this $20 straight weak ass go-phone because i lost my iphone... So just for shits and giggles i took it out and handed this kid my phone and he looked at it like "man what the hell is this" and made a fake call for like 4 seconds... I was like "did they pick up u wanna try again? I got 10,000 free minutes on that bad boy!" And they got kinda scared cuz they could tell i already know whassup, they just handed it back all quiet n wierd and walked away hella fast like this fools crazy bro lets go lol
 
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Today i was at my homegirl's house with her, some bitch she knows, and the bitches brother just kickin it smoking... The brother goes around the corner to the bathroom and the sister tells me to pass her the bong hella quick. I pass it to her and she hits it but dosent inhale, she leaves the smoke in it.

Then, this bitch puts it up to her funky ass butt and farts in it. Im like what the fuuuuck... And then within not even 4 seconds the brother walks back in the room and the sister, covering up a bong full of smoke and fart, starts coughing acting like she just hit it and says to the brother "here hurry up hit the rest, i cant finish it"...And this fool straight inhales a fart hit

Anyways i wasnt even really laughing but this fool started acting like he was gonna throw up and made the funniest face ive ever seen anybody make, and that got me i couldnt hold it in any longer and started laughing... He got hella freaked out n ran outside and just didnt ever come back lol, i felt kinda bad for laughing but he was kind of annoying anyways so whatever i tried not to. Cool story bro