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DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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Tomato Alley
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^^^nah I was a checker. one of them brown shirt muhfuckas


but of course in your 3 month probation period u have to wear the white shirt and tie before u can downgrade to the shitty brown shirt, and when i wore the shirt and tie everyone assumed i was a manger
 
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WayCide-Ridah

WayCide-Ridah

Evergreen Hustlah
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Tha Eva Green
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I live in a small town...afte work when I walk into a store...shirt and tie...I get all the nice smiles, how you doing sir, don't even ask for ID when buying some brew...as soon as my weekend hits..got the hoodie, baggy jeans, some boots, and a beanie...I get dirty looks all day!

Ok on the day before thanksgiving I walk into Safeway...grab a 12 pack of beer...young white hipster dude in front of me with a button up and his girl'a jeans on is buying some beer and random shit....doesn't ID him brut when it's my turn, this bitch was like....ok I need to see some ID.....I give it to her she looks at it...then pulls out her reading glasses....so I question her why she didn't ID dude before me? She gave me some bullshit answer...I argued my point that is it cuz of my skin color?? Cuz he wears women's clothes and I don't??? Needless to say I pissed every person off in that check out line....then I noticed I was the only dark skinned guy in the area....I hate Washington sometimes!!

I was telling my potna about this....he said no it's not cuz of your skin color, it's cuz your a raiders fan....
 
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MaC A$$ ViC

MaC A$$ ViC

Sicc OG
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Jun 23, 2005
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i was smoking weed in my whip a few years ago on thanksgiving and went to buy a swisher. i guess i smelled like weed so some guy asked if i sold weed assuming cuz im brown and smell like weed i must sell it. i obviously did so i sold him an eighth and he was hella juiced.

3 weeks later i was at target wit my girl and the same guy comes up to me and starts talking like we boys hella random wanting more weed. i sell him a sack and he gets hella pissed cuz he said i skimped him. so i tell him meet up wit me so i can hook him up and i beat his ass for disrespecting me on my voicemail.

dont sell weed to strangers
 
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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
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EAST SAN JOSE
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MaC A$$ ViC said:
i was smoking weed in my whip a few years ago on thanksgiving and went to buy a swisher. i guess i smelled like weed so some guy asked if i sold weed assuming cuz im brown and smell like weed i must sell it. i obviously did so i sold him an eighth and he was hella juiced.

3 weeks later i was at target wit my girl and the same guy comes up to me and starts talking like we boys hella random wanting more weed. i sell him a sack and he gets hella pissed cuz he said i skimped him. so i tell him meet up wit me so i can hook him up and i beat his ass for disrespecting me on my voicemail.

dont sell weed to strangers
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HAHA ...thats fucking great.
 
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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
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Like once I was standing on the corner with my friend smoking a joint while waiting for the light to change so we could cross and this guy in a jeep drove by and stuck his head out the window and yelled "LOOK AT YOU GUYS SMOKING MARIJUANA OUT IN PUBLIC YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOL!" and I was just like thanks pal we are pretty cool you are right. Then we crossed the street.
 
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

Sicc OG
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Jun 5, 2004
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I used to sell a bunch of shit on ebay a few years ago, and the store i went to to get packages shipped wasnt a post office, it was a Flower shop with a lil postal desk in the corner. Well the ladies working there werent even that bad, it was the customers, 90% of which were middle-aged white women. They were giving me looks like i was a bad guy in a Lifetime movie. One time i was in line and i turned around and i caught two different women staring at me and they both did the exact same thing, got hella suprised when i caught em off guard and their eyes drifted off onto the ceiling like they were meaning to look at the asbestos or something... Fuckin lookin at me like i must be sending drugs thru the mail lol
 
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Kon1

Kon1

Sicc OG
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May 17, 2002
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Nuttkase said:
Like once I was standing on the corner with my friend smoking a joint while waiting for the light to change so we could cross and this guy in a jeep drove by and stuck his head out the window and yelled "LOOK AT YOU GUYS SMOKING MARIJUANA OUT IN PUBLIC YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOL!" and I was just like thanks pal we are pretty cool you are right. Then we crossed the street.
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^^^Best story of the thread. Such DETAIL put into your message, you sir are one intelligent man.
 
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

Sicc OG
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Jun 5, 2004
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#58
Mac Jesus said:
Who ever seen Ernest Goes to Camp knows a lot about how I look cuz I modeled my appearance after the main character. That's how erryone knows how cool I AM.
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I need to find ernest saves christmas so i can watch it with my lil cousins pretty soon... I put on ernest goes to camp for them one time n they hella liked it lol
 
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