Random people automatically assuming ur cool?

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Jun 5, 2004
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I dont know if its the way i look or what, but this happens to me alot for some reason. It usually starts with people who ask me for whatever, for money, or if i have a cigarette... Usually itll be they ask for a cig, exchange a few words, and they'll figure i probably smoke/sell weed.

That... Happens all the time and im used to annoy me but im used to it now. Ive had people ask me for coke, crys, ron, thizz and other shit and its been akward a couple times, but even then they just said "ok cool" and kept it movin if i didnt end up sayin yes, no big deal.


But last night at like quarter til 11, im smoking a cig in the freezing cold rite in front of my house (which is the last apartment of the section, anything past it is just a small fence that runs along the side of my house with a creek on the other side) , and this random ass probably late 20s mexican dudewalks past my house looking like hes lost, and dissapears into the lil cut on theside of my house. He pops out like a min later, walks back the way he came and passes me again then turns around and walks up to my house again and says "excuse me bro?", waits for me to say "yeeeeah?", and asks "i was wondering if u blaze weed at all?"... I say "i dont know why whats up?". "Ohh im just trying to find a spot to smoke". So i tell him "ucan go around the side to smoke a lil weed real quick if thats what u want nobodys gonna trip". Then this dude starts to ask me for a ride somewhere, but hes so high that he just stops talking in mid-sentence, then says "oh i need a spot to roll it tho, u wanna smoke" like, damn near sounding frustrated with me that i cant read mind of a random ass nigga... I was like "im good rite now i got dinner cooking n stuff and my homegirls over right now". This fool says "oh its cool ill smoke with her"... . Lol i kinda wanted to get hella hyphy with him, but i wasnt sure if maybe he was just hella high and didnt realize like what he was saying...plus i just dont like any drama by my house cuz thats when the whole broken window popped tire bullshit starts... I just said "honestly bruh im not tryin to smoke rite now, and its cold so im goin inside and i cant have people outside my house like that in this neighborhood cuz theyll bitch about it"...

Then, what else does this say but "awww. U gotta cigarette?" Hahaha. Normally i can take it when random people automatically think im cool to ask for shit, but this nigga was just doin way too much. #CSB
 
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I hate random weirdos.

Last week I went to get some jars from dollar store and some random dude like 28 starts talking to me about a popcorn container he buying. Starts rambling on about his girl liking M&Ms not popcorn so he gonna put M&Ms in it instead of popcorn and explaining that just cuz it is made for popcorn doesn't mean he can't put chocolate in it, like this was some new fuckin revelation. My god he wouldn't shut up so I said I gotta dip I'm in a rush, he gives me props and is like good to see you again bro!

Never met that dude in my life before that.
 

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I hate random weirdos.

Last week I went to get some jars from dollar store and some random dude like 28 starts talking to me about a popcorn container he buying. Starts rambling on about his girl liking M&Ms not popcorn so he gonna put M&Ms in it instead of popcorn and explaining that just cuz it is made for popcorn doesn't mean he can't put chocolate in it, like this was some new fuckin revelation. My god he wouldn't shut up so I said I gotta dip I'm in a rush, he gives me props and is like good to see you again bro!

Never met that dude in my life before that.
you sure no one was hiding recording that shit for youtube or candid camera or some shit
 

MysticOracle

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I hate random weirdos.

Last week I went to get some jars from dollar store and some random dude like 28 starts talking to me about a popcorn container he buying. Starts rambling on about his girl liking M&Ms not popcorn so he gonna put M&Ms in it instead of popcorn and explaining that just cuz it is made for popcorn doesn't mean he can't put chocolate in it, like this was some new fuckin revelation. My god he wouldn't shut up so I said I gotta dip I'm in a rush, he gives me props and is like good to see you again bro!

Never met that dude in my life before that.

 
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I'm tired of every time I go to the hardware store to buy some tools the security thinks I'm in there to rob their tools.
lol I would get the same thing at ACE from time to time. Years ago got a circular drill bit and dude asked me what I needed it for like I was cracking safes

At work and by peoples neighbors I get called drug dealer randomly even though I have never admitted or claimed to be one or even talk about such things

US society is Ghey
 
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white people always look at me funny everywhere i go this one old white dude even stopped walking and turned around to watch me drive past for some strange reason, and another one walked past and phoned the police on me one day and i got crept on by feds in unmarked car and they caught me with a spliff laid out on my lap about to be rolled