yeah well this friend had a big jew nose that took up a lot of coke and oxy.
one time me and this dude went camping with some girls and we're chillin around the campfire smokin a j and the girls got all serious and were like "Sam, what was your first true love?" and this dude was NEVER serious and a fucking asshole who stole from me so before he could answer I had to say "Cocaine," and everyone died laughing, while he had this sad look on his face because he knew it was partially true, and the moment for him to open up to some bitches was stolen from him