Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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For Vegas I was actually considering flying out with my middle brother for the Mountain West bball tournament March 12th-15th. Summer would be cool too.
I got my first lap dance at Treasures. So my boy and I were gonna go to the steakhouse there, which is separate from the strip club, and instead were like fuck it, lets get a couple dances and hit the "buffet", which was pure shit. But getting there wasn't easy for us, and we didn't wanna pay the "drive-up" fee that u gotta pay if a taxi drops u off, so we concocted this half-baked plan to have the taxi driver drop us off at a nearby business and then just walk to Treasures.
so since there's nothing really around Treasures, we find a tow truck place kinda close by and make up this story about how our idiot friend got his shit towed and we had to go pick him up. The taxi driver was like "Fuck those faggots! I hate those fucking guys, let's go fuck em up! I got your back!" and my homie and I were like (since we didnt actually need to go there to pick anyone up) were like "No thanks man, we're good, appreciate it though." and then the driver goes "you guys arent going to treasures, are u?" and we're like "fuck, he figured us out." he goes "i could use some titties in my face, and a couple drinks, u guys in?", like he didnt want to be left out of the fun but since we didnt wanna pay for the fee, like I said, we had to dodge that bullet too.
anyway dude drops us off at the tow truck place, and we walked like a mile under the freeway and through some sketch parts to get to Treasures, where my friend bought me a few dances with a fine black stripper who kept taking off my shirt and rubbing her face on my 'hairy' chest, which she loved apparently. My dude kept talking MAD shit to this one stripper, who loved it at first, but then because he blacked out drinking and wasn't buying any dances they ended up kicking us the fuck out. the black stripper was like "my managers watching u guys. your friends too drunk. we can take u to a private room but u cant just be drunk out here." private room? meaning my pockets would look like the guy from Monopoly when I left? no thanks. the two dances i got were perfect.
to end the night my boy and I went to Margaritaville to get some nachos and he was passed out at the table while im grubbing nachos and every fucking person was like "is this guy alright" and im like pissed off about it, like "Yeah hes fuckin alright! hes just tired, mind your fucking business" to some family with kids lol. This was at 8 pm.
I got my first lap dance at Treasures. So my boy and I were gonna go to the steakhouse there, which is separate from the strip club, and instead were like fuck it, lets get a couple dances and hit the "buffet", which was pure shit. But getting there wasn't easy for us, and we didn't wanna pay the "drive-up" fee that u gotta pay if a taxi drops u off, so we concocted this half-baked plan to have the taxi driver drop us off at a nearby business and then just walk to Treasures.
so since there's nothing really around Treasures, we find a tow truck place kinda close by and make up this story about how our idiot friend got his shit towed and we had to go pick him up. The taxi driver was like "Fuck those faggots! I hate those fucking guys, let's go fuck em up! I got your back!" and my homie and I were like (since we didnt actually need to go there to pick anyone up) were like "No thanks man, we're good, appreciate it though." and then the driver goes "you guys arent going to treasures, are u?" and we're like "fuck, he figured us out." he goes "i could use some titties in my face, and a couple drinks, u guys in?", like he didnt want to be left out of the fun but since we didnt wanna pay for the fee, like I said, we had to dodge that bullet too.
anyway dude drops us off at the tow truck place, and we walked like a mile under the freeway and through some sketch parts to get to Treasures, where my friend bought me a few dances with a fine black stripper who kept taking off my shirt and rubbing her face on my 'hairy' chest, which she loved apparently. My dude kept talking MAD shit to this one stripper, who loved it at first, but then because he blacked out drinking and wasn't buying any dances they ended up kicking us the fuck out. the black stripper was like "my managers watching u guys. your friends too drunk. we can take u to a private room but u cant just be drunk out here." private room? meaning my pockets would look like the guy from Monopoly when I left? no thanks. the two dances i got were perfect.
to end the night my boy and I went to Margaritaville to get some nachos and he was passed out at the table while im grubbing nachos and every fucking person was like "is this guy alright" and im like pissed off about it, like "Yeah hes fuckin alright! hes just tired, mind your fucking business" to some family with kids lol. This was at 8 pm.
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went to Treasures on my bday a few months back, free limo ride with the homie Ariel aka Shy119 from Pleasure & Pain tattoos here in SJ... we were killing up jungle juice in the limo on the way there.
...that was at 11pm.
I walked out of the strip club @7am after countless amounts of trickin, drunk as shit.
I went to the 'private room' upstairs with some chick that looked like lady gaga, which Im not complaining about one bit. she had ass.
I remember being hella drunk at one point & telling her she needed to be my GF for the weekend & come back to my suite lol
ya, that didnt happen.
But for $200, there was magic in the air LOL
...that was at 11pm.
I walked out of the strip club @7am after countless amounts of trickin, drunk as shit.
I went to the 'private room' upstairs with some chick that looked like lady gaga, which Im not complaining about one bit. she had ass.
I remember being hella drunk at one point & telling her she needed to be my GF for the weekend & come back to my suite lol
ya, that didnt happen.
But for $200, there was magic in the air LOL
strippers do work magic, i tell ya. nothing wrong with falling in love overnight.
and as for being part of the long post mobb, I know it hurts some of the brains in here to read anything more than a post about food, tiddies, or crack. but theres a gazillion other posts in here, so scroll over if u aint feelin it, brodie.
and as for being part of the long post mobb, I know it hurts some of the brains in here to read anything more than a post about food, tiddies, or crack. but theres a gazillion other posts in here, so scroll over if u aint feelin it, brodie.