I *HATE* small dogs.

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Mr G

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I never owned a dog ad a kid and never liked pets in general.
Close to 5yrs ago I bought my wife a tea cup chihuahua that stil weigweighs less than 2lbs.
3 yrs ago we got a second, a boy, n he got bigger cuz hes mixed.. looks like a straight fox but still only... 8lbs max.. anyway I didn't end up just putting up wit them... I love those fuckers...

Its like kids in a realitive sense.... they are that size were being diciplined is neglected cuz thier too cute... like a 3 yr old says fuck u and u laugh hard but a 5 yr old says fuck you n they parents slap the shit out of em ( where I come from...) but small dogs seem to get that adorable clause n pass with thier owners...

Not me tho... I have homeboys come over n shit.. if I yell at my dogs they shut up n go lay down..
 
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Mike Manson

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I just got a puppy 3 weeks ago. I always wanted a bull terrier, but I don't trust the breeders over here. And most breeds are overbred anyway. So I saw thee puppies playing around (typical Chinese street dog) and checked out their parents (both about medium to big terrier size) and decided to give one of them a good home. They are loyal as fuck and smart too. Good dogs, but do not have a big price tag on them, so the rich/city Chinese do not like them much. They rather get some fuckin midget poodles (they are fuckin everywhere wearing all kinds of silly ass clothes), golden retrievers, labrador, or if you really want to show off, a Tibetan Mastiff.

 
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Gas One

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dat nigga tazz said:
its not even the barking that i hate, its the movements it makes. Ill be chillin and it will start bouncing around on its hind legs while making this digging motion with the front legs. And itll get all hyper and run up to you then out the back door then back up to you and repeat this literally 20 times per minute.e
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^^ this


i know exactly what youre talking about and i hate it
my roomates dog does that SAME shit!!!

thats my dude cash up above me! cool ass dog yo


aot of yall know exactly what im talking about and they all do the same type fuckin things man.
 
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WT SAVAGE

WT SAVAGE

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I'm not a fan of pets. Be it dog, cat, bird ect. Cats are the worst, trying to jump on you when you're all buzzed.

It might be I hate all animals.
 
BIGCHILL

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I got a baby Chihuahua for my kids a few years ago.its funny as fuck watching my 1 year old son chase her around the house.the little bitch is mean but she know ill pull her head off if she bites my son.she snapped at him before and i slapped the bitch and made her do a full 360.plus she my alarm for when somebody knock cause i always got on headphones or playin my music loud.she bit a few of my homies and family members already.we can be chillin then ill just hear "AHH! YOUR DOG JUST BIT ME!" lol they wont touch my dog though cause they know thats a problem with me.
 
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gimmefreemusic

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Id rather cats than little dogs. Aside from having to buy a thousand lintbrushes some cats are cool as hell.

None of my mom/sister's cats jump on me or nothing. And this one cat rocky a boss, he fucked up my cousins gay ass lil dog shit is called a cockapoo. what the fuck, a cockapoo, not a conventional small dog but annoying and stupid like one, rocky made that thing yelp and piss on itself. But rocky was raised with a disobedient pitbull terrier so he is bites his own tail, eats my steak gristle and everything.
I would love to see a chihuahua get bold with him, he'd kill it and eat it.


If were just talking small in height bulldogs are fun when theyre not puking up their food. My fam got one that is like 60 pounds, dumbest thing on earth but it is hilarious how it runs full speed into people's legs and knocks em down LOL
and cuz it is like a lil pig with stubby legs you can tackle it and shit hahaa
 
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Chree

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chihuahuas are shitty dogs lol. i have a welsh terrier and a welsh terrier mini schnauzer mix, they are smaller, and are dope as fuck



he gets high as fuck with me, he comes up going for the smoke and then sneezes and gets all blown and does shit like this



he messes with my girls cat all the fucking time then knocks out with em like this

 
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Why do people let themselves get punked by little ass dogs? It seems like a lot of people are saying that they get bitten by their friends'/family members' little dogs or their little dogs bite a friend or family member and people just sit there and take it. We've turned into a bunch of pussies and we're so afraid to hurt other peoples' feelings. If a little dog bites me, best believe I'm smacking the shit out of it. I don't give a fuck what you say, I'm not going to let some little dog bite me and then say "You're dog just bit me", because you'll probably do nothing which is why the dog is biting in the first place. Go ahead and throw me out of your house, fuck you and your little dog. You don't want me to smack your dog, then do your job as an owner and train it or just don't have me over anymore, I don't give a fuck.
 
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AdolfOliverBush said:
Why do people let themselves get punked by little ass dogs? It seems like a lot of people are saying that they get bitten by their friends'/family members' little dogs or their little dogs bite a friend or family member and people just sit there and take it. We've turned into a bunch of pussies and we're so afraid to hurt other peoples' feelings. If a little dog bites me, best believe I'm smacking the shit out of it. I don't give a fuck what you say, I'm not going to let some little dog bite me and then say "You're dog just bit me", because you'll probably do nothing which is why the dog is biting in the first place. Go ahead and throw me out of your house, fuck you and your little dog. You don't want me to smack your dog, then do your job as an owner and train it or just don't have me over anymore, I don't give a fuck.
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Your rant is contradictory for the reason bolded. Why are you gonna smack the dog when it doesn't know better/has behavioral problems, that the owner is supposed to correct? Dogs have the mind of a 3 year old. Thats as "advanced" as it gets. Do you smack little kids that arent yours that run up and kick your shin? No, you tell the parents to check their kid. Its THEIR job to "train" them not to do that.

Just to be clear, if you ever laid a hand on my dog, i would curb stomp the fuck outta you. No if's, and's, or but's about it. You must be out of your goddamned mind if you think anyone is just going to sit back and let you slap their dog around. Are you fucking retarded? The fuck outta here with that bullshit.
 
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lol this thread is funny. fuck cats tho

i have two small dogs (mutts, got them from the pound, don't know the breeds). they are both hella chill, fuck all that chaotic bullchit..

i was going in on a bag of medicated pop corn. prolly three years ago, maybe more? don't remember. but i hella dropped some on the ground as i was stuffing my face.

my boy dog found it and ate it up quick. poor lil dude was HELLA fucking medicated, dumb founded as fuck. standing there, losing his balance, standing up on his hind legs for no reason

took him outside to the bathroom while he was loaded....this dude was going ham sammich
he was standing on all fours and humping like there was no tomorrow. except the look on his face was hella confused and high. even got up on his hind legs a couple of times and tried to hump. just the air too, twerkin. shit was hilarious wish i had taken a video of it. poor guy
 
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I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu said:
My dog ate some weed at my buddies house. Had no idea what was going on with him, but he was freaking the fuck out. Ended up taking him to the vet overnight. Shit was scary.
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LOL!!! MY HOMEBOYS DOBERMAN ATE MY FUCKING JOINT THE OTHER DAY. i HAD JUST HAD ONE PUFF BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN TO FLIP SOME STEAK AND THE FUCKING DOG ATE IT....tHE NEXT DAY MY HOMIE SAID HE HAD TO GET HIM TO THE VET TO GET HIS STOMACH PUMPED...MAYBE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ALREADY BUT I COULDNT STOP LAFFIN FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR AFTER HE ATE IT...
 
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Gemini

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S.SAVAGE said:
oh & my sis got a lil ass datsun like Gemini @Gemini has & that little fucker tries to bite me damn near every time I go to her house.

I field goal kicked the fuck out of that fucker after he put holes in my leg last summer.

fuck small dogs.
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Jada Pinkett Smith is a well reserved dog.





Jada Pinkett Smith & Doob (The Tube) are maintained dogs. I guess it all boils down on how you train them. Then again, a cat can look nice & be the coolest cat & my lady refuses to accept liking cats, so I can accept peoples opinions about small dogs.
 
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cheeto

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ive owned a lot of dogs and consider them family . but pittbulls have got to be my favorite dogs I've owned they have the best personality i swear theyre funny as fuck and smart as hell too. my pit jojo is my favorite of all my dogs shes like my daughter.
i also own 2 chihuahuas and i love them but they really are faggets.
i also adopted a beagle that was used for testing and they clipped his vocal cords so he cant bark. he got supper fat i feel hes earned his right to do whatever the fuck he wants cuz of the shit hes been thru.

cats are fuckin gayer than small dogs. i still feed stray cats sometimes but still i find it kinda weird for a man to own a cat

turtles are always cool
 
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