The official grand theft auto 5 gameplay thread ***spoiler alert***

[BUTCHER 206]

if i was rockstar id pay him whatever, but make missions in whatever upcoming DLC that include a homosexual washed up rapper named something similar like "Fez Derringer" or something, straight clown

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I would think if I were a rapper, having my music featured in the biggest game ever would be more valuable than a few g's. How many people since the game came out bought some of these GTA songs on iTunes or whatever? I'm sure thousands have.

 

[drunkaholic707]

im sick of the radio i turn that shit off every time they should have done custom soundtrack instead

 

[2-0-Sixx]

@Mr G

How'd that picture come out of me committing suicide with the sticky bombs? Btw, fuck that faggot ass mission lol

 

[drunkaholic707]

that stupid one you have to climb the never ending ladder?

 

[drunkaholic707]

i spent like 15 minutes trying to commit suicide cause i had no cash on me and couldnt do it from the menu

 

[TLALOC]

In that construction area??? Fuck that mission!!!!

 

[jake921660]

the first time ive been on when the sicc crew was on and my $3 ebay mic stops working

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Yeah, that shit mission. Two epic fails - figured we need a helicopter so I called Marriweather. They only give you a ride so I shot the pilot, but I missed his head and got his shoulder, he takes off and crashes into building exploding lol. Then call a second one, we fly up and get shot the fuck up all die. Try to call again and the Marriweather operater says "due to your recent actions we can no longer offer our services" lol

 

[TLALOC]

I tried the same shit...ALL fails even fell off that fuckin construction crane once cuz I thought I killed all them dudes but nope......tried to turn n run back but got shot up made wrong move n fell....great!!!

 

[BUTCHER 206]

lol i climbed allllll the way up, and as soon as i was almost there like all 20 dudes locked on with 100% aim. instant death

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Gotta be the worst mission in the game.

First time i tried it couple weeks ago cant remember with who maybe Butcher we checked all the airfields and hospital for helicopter... nothing. As far as i know only way to get one is calling Marriweather. Maybe if you own an attack helicopter you can use that? I hate this mission but i HAVE to beat it now lol. Watch it probably pays $1,000

 

[BUTCHER 206]

lol and i think its like a level 20 mission, but you have to be 30 or some shit to call a heli

 

[2-0-Sixx]

The other strategy is climbing that FUCKING LADDER FOR TEN MINUTES and parachute to the other building. Problem is there's 20 dudes up there shooting and there is no cover to take. Lol Rockstar thinks sitting on a rooftop on survival is cheating, they patch that, but they can't patch the damn elevator to work in this mission? Cunts

 

[drunkaholic707]

i actually climbed that ladder during a regular mission with frank after you blow up the helicopter you can bounce instead of shooting all those fools at the top i finally got it jumped off the platform and didnt have a parachute i died bout 20 times i was bout to punt my ps3 through the window

 

[gimmefreemusic]

im sick of the radio i turn that shit off every time they should have done custom soundtrack instead

Ive been listening to jamaican station now and some random beats, dancehall is all the same tho shot inna informa batty boy marrow fly blah blah or like come gyal grind pon mi lol shit is all the same.

Im just happy when I catch still living, or the higher love chorus lmfao I know that shit's wack but it is catchy

 

[BUTCHER 206]

best song on gta5

 

[drunkaholic707]

nothing like doing drive bys while blappin this

 

[gimmefreemusic]

nothing like doing drive bys while blappin this

My canadian youtube forbids me from watching.

 

[Mac Jesus]

My canadian youtube forbids me from watching.

My Canadian YouTube allows me to see the rhythm of the night.