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[Gas One]

The day I found out my ex was pregnant with my son I had to drive across the state off like 2 hours of sleep. I went to a gas station and got a coffee and a pack of yellow jackets. I just took them all, assuming it was like one serving or whatever. Turns out you were supposed to take one and I took 6. I was up that whole night having crazy panic attack shit. I was very close to going to the er to get my stomach pumped or something.

i did same shit, i think those pills actually introduced 'panic attacks' to my brain. fuckin never again. i forgot who i told to do that shit, might have been from siccness. dude was mad as hell lol

and thats why i hate uppers. i dont like anything that makes my heart beat to the point where i cant breathe

 

[0R0]

i forgot where i read it but some of those E Z Hard type pills are basically generic viagra/cialis with a couple added herbs to say its a unique formula. they just get their money in until the lawyers hit them up, then they rework the formula, rebrand & get back on liquor store shelves.

 

[Nuttkase]

I got $35 from one of them in a settlement lol.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

on the subject of fucking
me and shea done fucked the same bitch
small world
i just dont mention her name
shoulda hoed her out tho

siccness bitches mad easy b
i started trying to get money out them instead

we gotta hit a steely dan show eventually have a few drinks and share stories

ive always been about smutting out siccness females
not no more tho i gotta GF
& im actually faithful

Bro, I wanna catch up & at least point one in the air before you go down south.

I was super tied down for a long time but shit has changed, I am 26 again & mobile as a muh fucka.

imma text you fam, lets make that happen.

& ya breh, we done fucked the same bitch.... her head game was SAV breh. I dog out every bitch that aint good people after i hit it.

if you a hoe imma put you on blast, if you are respectable, imma give you your props & keep it movin.

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[Gas One]

Bro, I wanna catch up & at least point one in the air before you go down south.

I was super tied down for a long time but shit has changed, I am 26 again & mobile as a muh fucka.

imma text you fam, lets make that happen.

& ya breh, we done fucked the same bitch.... her head game was SAV breh. I dog out every bitch that aint good people after i hit it.

if you a hoe imma put you on blast, if you are respectable, imma give you your props & keep it movin.

im just leaving for a little while, family shit, ill still be living up here, still gotta pay rent.
head was on point i agree lol, pussy was actually cool too
when she was thick & shit

i kicked that bitch out in record fucking time after done
what a fall off though
teeth rotted out i wouldnt even have put my dick back in there

she made me a cool amt of money through pills and lean only reason i havent blastmastered her at any point

used to laugh so hard when shed name check rappers

 

[S.SAVAGE]

im just leaving for a little while, family shit, ill still be living up here, still gotta pay rent.
head was on point i agree lol, pussy was actually cool too

what a fall off though
i kicked that bitch out in record time after i was done tho

i made sweet love to her butthole & let her sleep with me after.


....then when she got up & didnt brush her teeth all day, I dropped her off at the BART station lol

 

[Nuttkase]

I know who you two are talking about now due to Shea's butthole comment (no marty) lol.

 

[B-Buzz]

i forgot where i read it but some of those E Z Hard type pills are basically generic viagra/cialis with a couple added herbs to say its a unique formula. they just get their money in until the lawyers hit them up, then they rework the formula, rebrand & get back on liquor store shelves.

It's all just shit that lowers your blood pressure (nitric oxides). When Viagra first came out all these old dudes were having heart attacks and when the EMTs would give them nitroglycerine (which also lowers it) their BP would drop to zero immediately and they'd die on the spot. We spent a whole damn day going over how you deal with the situation in my class because it happens so often.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

It's all just shit that lowers your blood pressure (nitric oxides). When Viagra first came out all these old dudes were having heart attacks and when the EMTs would give them nitroglycerine (which also lowers it) their BP would drop to zero immediately and they'd die on the spot. We spent a whole damn day going over how you deal with the situation in my class because it happens so often.

Im no physiologist, but shouldnt it increase blood pressure? Please explain the mechanics.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

you an EMT @B-Buzz ?

 

[0R0]

how'd "the real cesolito" get banned? to try to make it seem like there was no mod involvement? kinda gave away the game immediately deleting ces' thread tho.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

e cigs

 

[Nuttkase]

I wouldn't ask too many questions or you might vanish too.

*poof*

 

[Nuttkase]

e cigs

Ok Stephen Dorff.

 

[0R0]

man the IG meme game is cold lol

 

[Nuttkase]

lol damn.

 

[0R0]

speaking of #chiraq has keef switched up on every member of GBE now? tadoe was literally the only feature on almighty so lol

 

[B-Buzz]

you an EMT @B-Buzz ?

Nah I was going to be a firefighter and wanted to get my EMT certification but I ended up dropping out after a friend of mine I was in the class with was first on the scene for an accident where a couple of 15 year olds hit a tree doing 70. Guy started crying when he told me about when they were done and got back in the fire truck and he looked down and saw brains on his shoes. He quit a month later and I realized I never wanted any shit like that on my conscience so I gave up on that.
And I'm pretty sure it lowers the BP, it's been a few years since I took the class but I remember them saying that if you gave someone nitro after they took viagra their BP would drop to zero. Could be wrong though, I only retained the important shit.

 

[Snakegang]

how'd "the real cesolito" get banned? to try to make it seem like there was no mod involvement? kinda gave away the game immediately deleting ces' thread tho.

for real. There's been a bunch of thread deleting lately. Or at least more than the past.