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Hood Rat Matt

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Today, I was on my lunch break, drinking my first tall can of modelo when I see a struggle between a average size, 40 something dude and a small female security guard. This dude was doing everything to get away with a backpack aside from punching her in the face. I thought about getting my camera out and then I looked around and saw all these square ass people just standing by with blank looks on their faces. It kinda made me feel like people don't help strangers enough.

So I leave my half drank and not drank cans of brew and go back to northgate high school football mode. I ran up in my slacks and dress shirt and took flight on him.

I had him on the ground and this punk ass dude comes up and put 3 fingers on his shoulder like he was helping. He was like "do u have this?"

So I let dude up and realized what happened. The security chick was from the Safeway around the corner and she pulled like 20 fat ass t bones out dudes bag. When I let him up he looked so sad I felt hella bad. I told old girl she got her shit back now let him go. I almost gave him a 20 and said go get yourself somethin to eat, but fuck that dude looked healthy enough and he had a fat bitch he met up with down the block

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DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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some of the mainyest shit ive seen working at Safeway was a woman trying to steal a couple rack of ribs under the baby's car seat, which was in the shopping cart. It was fucking obvious too, and I had to say "Oh, uh, ma'am, did you want these too?" like she forgot about them, when it was clear that she deliberately STUCK THEM UNDER the car seat.


also who the fuck brings the baby in the car seat into the store
 

Hood Rat Matt

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some of the mainyest shit ive seen working at Safeway was a woman trying to steal a couple rack of ribs under the baby's car seat, which was in the shopping cart. It was fucking obvious too, and I had to say "Oh, uh, ma'am, did you want these too?" like she forgot about them, when it was clear that she deliberately STUCK THEM UNDER the car seat.


also who the fuck brings the baby in the car seat into the store
I used to work as a checker for like 9 years...crazy shit would go down a crew got robbed on my day off at one store
 

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Mickey Fallon
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^^^night crew?

i was a checker too

i witnessed a parking lot shooting right when i got off work and ran my car over the grass/curb median trying to get out of there. i been in the store when our bank branch got robbed. a couple guys had guns in their faces when i wasn't working, one guy got whipped with it, fat welt on his head, concussion, got paid out by safeway.
 
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Hood Rat Matt

aka Goodfella (since '02)
Oct 19, 2009
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East Oakland (Hills)
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^^^night crew?

i was a checker too

i witnessed a parking lot shooting right when i got off work and ran my car over the grass/curb median trying to get out of there. i been in the store when our bank branch got robbed. a couple guys had guns in their faces when i wasn't working, one guy got whipped with it, fat welt on his head, concussion, got paid out by safeway.
Yep all kindsa shit worked at Andronico's all thru the bay
 
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so YOU decided that he shouldnt be eating tbones lol. ridiculous

like i dont even see your train of thought here. did you feel like the security guard was in danger?
 
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