Years ago, I went on a blind date with a dude that wanted fingers in his ass, and specifically said "Two fingers, MAX!" (We kicked it ONE time, and didn't hook up, mind you) He also said he wanted to brush and braid my hair.
Needless to say, It didn't happen. No hair, no culo.
I'm sure someone has fingered his fart-box since.
Also, his anal capacity may have... expanded.
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