So Kreayshawn is pregnant?

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It's called wanting a baby so they bang a random dude to get pregnant.
I was hit up before by a lezbo couple to be a surrogate father. The chick was actually bomb. She was a nice strawberry blonde chick. I quickly agreed until her ugly butch chick said, "Your going to have to do me first & I like the licky licky."

I seriously looked at her & said, "Fuck that I'm cool." :mad:
 

Mike Manson

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Apr 16, 2005
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#76
I was hit up before by a lezbo couple to be a surrogate father. The chick was actually bomb. She was a nice strawberry blonde chick. I quickly agreed until her ugly butch chick said, "Your going to have to do me first & I like the licky licky."

I seriously looked at her & said, "Fuck that I'm cool." :mad:
That just ruined my breakfast...I guess I have a vivid imagination. :cry:
 

S.SAVAGE

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Time to lay off the kush. Unlike this bitch who works next door to me and is a good 5 month prego still smoking cigs out in front of everybody. If that was my baby I'd lock that bitch in till she quit.
I have no problems expressing my opinions to bitches like that & their baby daddy.
 
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I was hit up before by a lezbo couple to be a surrogate father. The chick was actually bomb. She was a nice strawberry blonde chick. I quickly agreed until her ugly butch chick said, "Your going to have to do me first & I like the licky licky."

I seriously looked at her & said, "Fuck that I'm cool." :mad:
calmate mixerr
 
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