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lol I got the cops called on me once for a "domestic disturbance" and when the pigs rolled up they asked me if I was drunk in public because I was on the sidewalk and I took a step back and said "no, I'm drunk in private." I then recited Randy's whole speech from South Park "I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Murica, ok that's fine, I thought this was 'Murica." They laughed and said I was fine and bounced. 2 out of 2 with South Park quotes equating to success.
 

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Next run in with cops I'm gonna say "HUSALAH HUSALAH! ONCE A MUH FUCKIN 'GAIN!!!" and I bet you they slam me on the pavement and haul me off to jail immediately. Just gotta act white and innocent and they usually let me go even though I'm usually guilty of something lol