Guy walks in to a bar and sits down and orders a beer. Bartender brings him a beer and a bowl of peanuts, he picks one up and it says
"you're a genious"
next one he picks up
"you're looking good these days, you been working out"
guy looks at the bartender and says
"hey whats up with these nuts?"
bartender says
"they're complimentary"
*rimshot*