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fuck my life due to my first dui tonight...
Some wisdom form a dude that has 2:
-Get a lawyer. It'll seem expensive now but will save you money in the long run. Beg, borrow or steal to get money.
-Lie your ass off on the alcohol/drug assessment that they will make you take. Even if you say you only drink once a month or whatever they will label you as a habitual drinker (alcoholic). Basically say this was the first time you ever drank.
-Ask some friends, or even the drunk dude in front of the liquor store where the best place to get an assessment/ take classes is. There's a ton of places that do them. Some are super expensive and take shit serious, others don't give a fuck and are just looking for money. Find the latter.
 

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Some wisdom form a dude that has 2:
-Get a lawyer. It'll seem expensive now but will save you money in the long run. Beg, borrow or steal to get money.
-Lie your ass off on the alcohol/drug assessment that they will make you take. Even if you say you only drink once a month or whatever they will label you as a habitual drinker (alcoholic). Basically say this was the first time you ever drank.
-Ask some friends, or even the drunk dude in front of the liquor store where the best place to get an assessment/ take classes is. There's a ton of places that do them. Some are super expensive and take shit serious, others don't give a fuck and are just looking for money. Find the latter.
This is quality advice, listen to this man, Tony.