So I ran to the store to grab a drink and I see this fat bitch walking out so I stop to talk to her.
I say "Hey, you look adorable my name is Mac Jesus, nice to meet you"
she smiles tells me her name so I say
"The reason I stopped you is cuz I thought your cellulite looks amazing, i'm in a hurry but lets exchange numbers and maybe I can check out how that shit bounces later tonight"
she walked away breh's.
What's wrong with my game lately?