Excuse me sir, would you mind stepping out of the car? Thanks. I dont know if you're aware of this, but your pepperoni is larger than the pepperoni we're used to seeing in this neighborhood, so, for your safety I wanted to stop and notify you of this. Would you mind if I conducted a search of the car?
That sounds about right. Cream soda is nasty, don't like it. Only soda I can think of that I really outright hate. I'm not a big fan of Dr. Pepper or Pibb but I'll drink some every now and then, cream soda can fuck off though.