Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

oh tiddies

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Just got off work. Hella gay

 

[SouthernComfort]

What's yall's favorite Freedom Town post of 2012?

Mine would have to be Park_boi's "Indians are fucking out" post

 

[SouthernComfort]

Most RIP'd breh = @fillyacup

 

[0R0]

@ELPOLLITO is def breh of the year imo

my fav post isnt even a post it was the thread tags

ur a fag if you hate pork/ur a fag if you hate park

 

[0R0]

park was on fire this year forrealla

 

[0R0]

also the tags

park is a coon/who called me a coon

lmaoooooooooooo

 

[SouthernComfort]

Lmao yea park was definitely most entertaining breh of 2012 (no marty)

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

thanks @ELPOLLITO for entertaining us (super no marty)

 

[InfamousICON]

2013 can't be any coon filled and gay as 2012 was

 

[0R0]

PS i called you a coon @ELPOLLITO

 

[InfamousICON]

2012 was on some straight up coonery

 

[ELPOLLITO]

I thought it was kah, dude has a hard on for thy park

 

[0R0]

i thought it was funny cuz that was when you started calling ppl coons lol

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Ps I called you coon sounds like a great movie title

 

[Nuttkase]

After trying to flag a cab for a short five minutes and noticing that wasn't going to happen any time soon I decided to just walk home from work. I literally got across the street when six drunk white girls in dresses started brawling (I use the word brawling lightly) right in front of a cop that was standing on the corner. I watch it for about 30 seconds as I continue walking by and which by this point two squad cars are already pulling up. One of them tried running, in heels, bit it hard and I'm pretty sure she knocked herself out when she fell onto the sidewalk head first. So I then walk up a couple pretty big hills (fuck you Seattle) and I'm on a nice quite block when out of a random apartment building about four blocks from my place some dude comes running out of it in literally just his boxers with some other dude chasing him. Dude in the boxers was gone like the flash down and the other dude stopped after half a block and screamed at the top of his lungs "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK YOOOOOOU BRAD!" then he noticed me standing there, turned, and walked back into the apartment building.

I just sat down and I'm going to crack one of my two High Lifes now and pour a glass of Jameson's.

Happy new years everyone!

 

[Nuttkase]

This all happened in a ~20 minute walk home by the way.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

2012 is when i brought the word "ese" to frequent usage in freedom town

 

[Nuttkase]

Just had my first drink of Jameson's go down the wrong pipe. 2013 is off to a rough start lol.

 

[Nuttkase]

2013 doesn't even sound fucking real. We should at very least have hoverboards by now.