Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Insert racist joke about park being Mexican and how Mexicans live 20 to a house
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Ne Obliviscaris
Fuck I'm still hungover from last night. I had a flat tire and my lug wrench doesnt fit my nuts (no marty) so I've been texting my homeboy all day asking to borrow his, and hes been fucking with me. He just told me my drunk ass got it from him last night and then started trying to change my tire at three in the morning until they told my ass to go to bed. So I look all over the house for his wrench after he tells me that and I can't find it. Its in my bed. I cuddled with a fucking lug wrench last night. Actually, come to think of it, I've done worse.
just got thisThe Bank of East Asia, Ltd
8/F, 10 Des Voeux Road Central,
Hong Kong, China.
Dear Friend,
It would interest you to know that I have a credible Business Proposal for you and it would be mutually beneficial to both of us.
My name is Bryan Lee, Senior Credit & Control Manager at The Bank of East Asia(Hong Kong, China). Abdul Ali Mazari was the head and co-founder of Hezbi Wahdat along with nine of his followers were murdered by the Taliban some years ago.
During our Annual Auditing and Balancing of Accounts, I came across an Account Containing the amount of One Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars and the account in question is owned by the Late Mr. Abdul Ali Mazari, the First leader of the Unity Party in Iran.
Several Notification has been sent to him but we got no response until I discovered about his Death On March 13, 1995. Mr. Abdul Ali Mazari Opened an Account with us but did not declare his Next of Kin.
In order to avoid the scenario of the Chinese Government Confisticating the Funds, I would like you to Come forward as my Partner and Act as the Next of Kin to Mr. Abdul Ali Mazari as soon as possible so that you would be able to inherit this Funds.
PROPOSITION:
I have decided that in order to make this Transaction between us a success, It is expedient to use an Attorney of mine that would help us to legalize this Transaction so that it would follow the confines of the Law without necessarily getting us into trouble as well as making sure that the Transfer to you is without any Trace. Please Note that, we would share the proceeds of this Funds equally(50% each).
You would have to provide me some Personal details of yours that would enable My Attorney kick-start his role in preparing the Legal Documents that would make you the next of Kin and help us to secure the Letter of Probate which would be in your Favor so that the Transfer of the Funds to your Account would be Successful.
Most importantly, I would implore you to keep this Transaction confidential and Please don't reveal it to anyone until the Transaction has been Completed. I can assure you that the Transaction is 100% risk free and it wouldn't put you and your Family in harm's way.
Conclusively, If you are interested in helping me, I would like you to send the following details as soon as possible:
Full Names:
Address:
Telephone/Fax Number:
I would keep you abreast with further information regarding this Transaction as we proceed. Thanks and I am patiently awaiting your response.
Best Regards,
Bryan Lee
8/F, 10 Des Voeux Road Central,
Hong Kong, China.
Dear Friend,
It would interest you to know that I have a credible Business Proposal for you and it would be mutually beneficial to both of us.
My name is Bryan Lee, Senior Credit & Control Manager at The Bank of East Asia(Hong Kong, China). Abdul Ali Mazari was the head and co-founder of Hezbi Wahdat along with nine of his followers were murdered by the Taliban some years ago.
During our Annual Auditing and Balancing of Accounts, I came across an Account Containing the amount of One Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars and the account in question is owned by the Late Mr. Abdul Ali Mazari, the First leader of the Unity Party in Iran.
Several Notification has been sent to him but we got no response until I discovered about his Death On March 13, 1995. Mr. Abdul Ali Mazari Opened an Account with us but did not declare his Next of Kin.
In order to avoid the scenario of the Chinese Government Confisticating the Funds, I would like you to Come forward as my Partner and Act as the Next of Kin to Mr. Abdul Ali Mazari as soon as possible so that you would be able to inherit this Funds.
PROPOSITION:
I have decided that in order to make this Transaction between us a success, It is expedient to use an Attorney of mine that would help us to legalize this Transaction so that it would follow the confines of the Law without necessarily getting us into trouble as well as making sure that the Transfer to you is without any Trace. Please Note that, we would share the proceeds of this Funds equally(50% each).
You would have to provide me some Personal details of yours that would enable My Attorney kick-start his role in preparing the Legal Documents that would make you the next of Kin and help us to secure the Letter of Probate which would be in your Favor so that the Transfer of the Funds to your Account would be Successful.
Most importantly, I would implore you to keep this Transaction confidential and Please don't reveal it to anyone until the Transaction has been Completed. I can assure you that the Transaction is 100% risk free and it wouldn't put you and your Family in harm's way.
Conclusively, If you are interested in helping me, I would like you to send the following details as soon as possible:
Full Names:
Address:
Telephone/Fax Number:
I would keep you abreast with further information regarding this Transaction as we proceed. Thanks and I am patiently awaiting your response.
Best Regards,
Bryan Lee
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Give them false info and string them along just to piss them off
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Ne Obliviscaris and Nuttkase
Gonna go tomorrow morning, gotta be in to see the game tho. Vikings gonna stomp those packer backer fuckfaces 
