SMH. some posts in here are just crazy and off the wall. Que dios los bendiga a todos.
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The Open Forum Confessionals Vol.1
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this thread is like walkin in on your parents fuckin....you wish youd never opened the door....haha
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For all company events (Thanksgiving, X Mas, etc.) I always go down and eat with the Messican's (carne, pollo, rice, beans, tacos breh) then wait about 30 minutes then eat with the corporate people (Fillet, Shrimp, Veggies, expensive ass sh...).
The upper floors don't know it but I rather eat Messican food with the warehouse crew.
Two face up in this piece.
The upper floors don't know it but I rather eat Messican food with the warehouse crew.
Two face up in this piece.
i got hella calls about this thread in the lsast 3 days lmao
i am NOT racist
yes i spit on a baby so what i used to nut in that chick while she was in her 3rd trimester w her baby kickin for fun cuz i thought it was hilarious
that niggas whole life revolved around drinking my nut for nourishment as a fetus fuck i care about spittin on him lmao
ive donew some worse shit i need to confess to since then ill hit this thread soon g's
bonus confessional: i never told this story, i told part of it but heres it all. domed up by a crackhead when i was younger. told her suck dat dick, get up off of me. treated her like shit made her pay ME for the ride home after i left her stranded trying to ho to get home, then got domed up in the car drivin her home drinking hennessy in the car while gettin sucked off. i told her she couldnt make me bust because she was a crackhead. she almost cried. told me her life story. hit some more crack. sucked some dick. said she hasnt had dick that good in years and was gonna fall for me. asked me if she could fuck and shed pay. i told her ho up and get me some money. that night, i sold her to my own father and make him pay her then make her buy crack, shed smoke crack with my father, pay her for her services so id take her and my fathers cash and go gamble on both these idiots money. that wasnt pimpin but it actually was pimpin. strawberries are bonafide ass hoes.
i feel kinda bad about pimpin a crackhead out and sellin my own dad a crackhead ho then sellin them BOHT crack on they own money, but it is what it is. the chick chose up fuck and was tryna pay me so why not.lasted 3 days. was a hawaiian girl with 3 kids, who had been a career prostitute down to a strawberry. her name was pineapple in the streets, was a professional street ho.
thats enough story tho. but if you aint ever been sucked up by a crackhead or pimped a strawberry out you miseed out on life. that toothless head when a bitch put her teeth in a glas of water before givin you the biz? learn about it.
i used to not even admit to that shit cuz it was grimy but fuck it, yeah i let a crackhead dome me. and then i made her pay me cuz it was some young dope dick.lmao.that bitch loved every bit of it.
ill never let a crackhead suck my dick again but man, we all live once. YOLO.
oh yeah and at the time i cheated on my girl doing that. not the girl im with now id never do that, but my shithead ex. i figured id cheat on her in the worst way ever just to prove to her that she aint shit and ill dog her out all day.what girl can feel good about herself after you say you cheated on her with a crackhead? no girl.
it was all funny to me. great story at the end of the day.
i suggest to everyone atleast once in your life get some head from a toothless crackhead right after she hits some crack. she'll go HAM on that dick. but tell her it was wack anyway to hurt her feelings and shell dome you up more while crying.
and its so much better. tears while getting domed, extra lube.
i got worse confessionals, but enjoy that for tonight.
i am NOT racist
yes i spit on a baby so what i used to nut in that chick while she was in her 3rd trimester w her baby kickin for fun cuz i thought it was hilarious
that niggas whole life revolved around drinking my nut for nourishment as a fetus fuck i care about spittin on him lmao
ive donew some worse shit i need to confess to since then ill hit this thread soon g's
bonus confessional: i never told this story, i told part of it but heres it all. domed up by a crackhead when i was younger. told her suck dat dick, get up off of me. treated her like shit made her pay ME for the ride home after i left her stranded trying to ho to get home, then got domed up in the car drivin her home drinking hennessy in the car while gettin sucked off. i told her she couldnt make me bust because she was a crackhead. she almost cried. told me her life story. hit some more crack. sucked some dick. said she hasnt had dick that good in years and was gonna fall for me. asked me if she could fuck and shed pay. i told her ho up and get me some money. that night, i sold her to my own father and make him pay her then make her buy crack, shed smoke crack with my father, pay her for her services so id take her and my fathers cash and go gamble on both these idiots money. that wasnt pimpin but it actually was pimpin. strawberries are bonafide ass hoes.
i feel kinda bad about pimpin a crackhead out and sellin my own dad a crackhead ho then sellin them BOHT crack on they own money, but it is what it is. the chick chose up fuck and was tryna pay me so why not.lasted 3 days. was a hawaiian girl with 3 kids, who had been a career prostitute down to a strawberry. her name was pineapple in the streets, was a professional street ho.
thats enough story tho. but if you aint ever been sucked up by a crackhead or pimped a strawberry out you miseed out on life. that toothless head when a bitch put her teeth in a glas of water before givin you the biz? learn about it.
i used to not even admit to that shit cuz it was grimy but fuck it, yeah i let a crackhead dome me. and then i made her pay me cuz it was some young dope dick.lmao.that bitch loved every bit of it.
ill never let a crackhead suck my dick again but man, we all live once. YOLO.
oh yeah and at the time i cheated on my girl doing that. not the girl im with now id never do that, but my shithead ex. i figured id cheat on her in the worst way ever just to prove to her that she aint shit and ill dog her out all day.what girl can feel good about herself after you say you cheated on her with a crackhead? no girl.
it was all funny to me. great story at the end of the day.
i suggest to everyone atleast once in your life get some head from a toothless crackhead right after she hits some crack. she'll go HAM on that dick. but tell her it was wack anyway to hurt her feelings and shell dome you up more while crying.
and its so much better. tears while getting domed, extra lube.
i got worse confessionals, but enjoy that for tonight.
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hope you enjoyed the story i got more for you later
even worse stories
on the low crackhead dome is dope, especially when she hit some crack right before and be liie "you ready?" she be doin it movin. like i said never again, but i aint gon like she head was good, i just lied and said it wasnt to make her feel like shit and suck it better.
its ok to tell this story cuz i aint datin the girl i was datin at the time. if she found out, well who gives a fuck. suprise bitch.
even worse stories
on the low crackhead dome is dope, especially when she hit some crack right before and be liie "you ready?" she be doin it movin. like i said never again, but i aint gon like she head was good, i just lied and said it wasnt to make her feel like shit and suck it better.
its ok to tell this story cuz i aint datin the girl i was datin at the time. if she found out, well who gives a fuck. suprise bitch.
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S.SAVAGE and infinity
I grabbed a black chicks ass at a rap show and she slapped my hat off and threw her drink in my face and some black people almost killed me. A few siccness people witnessed this.
I grabbed a cocktail waitress's ass at a Riff Raff show and got ejected from the club
I usually go thru peoples medicine cabinets
I have 2 DUIs
I almost stabbed my friend after a drunken argument quickly escalasted. His family is huge and big into MMA so I probably wouldve died because of it. He never told his family.
I was riding a quad deer hunting alone in the deep deep woods of Colorado and got too reckless, rode up an embankment, and it flipped over & landed on top of me pinning my legs to my chest (the atv weighs ~800lbs!). I was completely fucked. I wouldve eventually froze & starved to death or possibly lost my legs. I prayed, screamed, and begged God for my life & swore I would follow him if he saved me, even though I dont really believe in him. I had access to my rifle so at least I had a way out if it came to that. After what seemed like an eternity, I had enough strength (and what I assume was a huge adrenaline rush) to slide out from underneath it & free myself. Within 2 hours, I had denounced my promise. I will never forgot the song I was listening. It was Deep Down by Brotha Lynch. That shit will always be crazy to me.
Fucking Polaris 800
I went down on a girl camping once, even though I knew she was a gigantic slut and was stressing about an STD for months. She oddly wanted to give me the speakers out her car for some reason.
Countless other bullshit; alcohol was involved 97% of the time
I grabbed a cocktail waitress's ass at a Riff Raff show and got ejected from the club
I usually go thru peoples medicine cabinets
I have 2 DUIs
I almost stabbed my friend after a drunken argument quickly escalasted. His family is huge and big into MMA so I probably wouldve died because of it. He never told his family.
I was riding a quad deer hunting alone in the deep deep woods of Colorado and got too reckless, rode up an embankment, and it flipped over & landed on top of me pinning my legs to my chest (the atv weighs ~800lbs!). I was completely fucked. I wouldve eventually froze & starved to death or possibly lost my legs. I prayed, screamed, and begged God for my life & swore I would follow him if he saved me, even though I dont really believe in him. I had access to my rifle so at least I had a way out if it came to that. After what seemed like an eternity, I had enough strength (and what I assume was a huge adrenaline rush) to slide out from underneath it & free myself. Within 2 hours, I had denounced my promise. I will never forgot the song I was listening. It was Deep Down by Brotha Lynch. That shit will always be crazy to me.
Fucking Polaris 800
I went down on a girl camping once, even though I knew she was a gigantic slut and was stressing about an STD for months. She oddly wanted to give me the speakers out her car for some reason.
Countless other bullshit; alcohol was involved 97% of the time
you were really drunk and didnt realize this, but you almost really got fucked up bad.you werent gonna get killed but you were gonna get hurt seriously for that one. to this day im suprised you didnt get knocked out and pissed on or something fucked up. we were right next to you watching this shit, i actually moved two steps away from you cuz i expected you to fall all over me in the next 6 seconds. the dude she called was like 3 times your size. im so suprised he didnt swing on you. i dont remember who but someone calmed him down. there was about 5-6 crips right next to him that heard the story and were eyeing you with the eye of death. i dont know hwo you got out of that unscathed. i think because you got a drink in your face and a hat slapped off they figured you had been embarrassed enough. on top of that, the girls ass you grabbed was a prostitute. that was part of the reason you were about to get fucke dup. man, i shouldnt be saying this, but you were kinda a G for grabbing that girls ass like that. that musta been that liquid courage. you almost got slaughtered. lmao. props. i remember when you told me that was you. how you got out of that with just a drink in your face and your hat slapped off i will never know. someone was looking out for you that night..like god or something. and that was grapes of wrath right next to me.
but you were surrounded by real life killers at that moment. i was kinda scared for you. lol i remembered sayin in my head "man, this white kid is about to get destroyed in front of a entire club for getting a handfull of prostitute ass." i think that was either that dudesho, cousin, or sister. everyone in that club knew eachother. 40 percent of the club was west coast crips/30's/40's. most of the girls there were prostitutes. if she was the one rubbing her ass on you before you grabbed it, yeah that was a ho. but i dont think that was you, there was another white guy gettin a stand up lap dance, but she was tryna sell her ass. you were like one of 4 white peopel in that whole club.
that same night this chick was givin dudes head in the bathroom for free drinks. she didnt know the drinks were free, so she was offering the bartender head for a drink. i think a few took her up on it. i remember she was leaving the club draged literally on the floor by some creep. lmao.
but yeah props for that ass grab. you almost got destroyed on some real shit but you got out of it so ill give you props. yeah, i was the one who saw it. lol i remember when you did it cuz when she turned around and the dude was right next to her with his hands in fists i was like "OH...SHIT..." we were all watching cuz we were waiting for you to get knocked out in the worst way. glad you got out of that bro bro.
but you were surrounded by real life killers at that moment. i was kinda scared for you. lol i remembered sayin in my head "man, this white kid is about to get destroyed in front of a entire club for getting a handfull of prostitute ass." i think that was either that dudesho, cousin, or sister. everyone in that club knew eachother. 40 percent of the club was west coast crips/30's/40's. most of the girls there were prostitutes. if she was the one rubbing her ass on you before you grabbed it, yeah that was a ho. but i dont think that was you, there was another white guy gettin a stand up lap dance, but she was tryna sell her ass. you were like one of 4 white peopel in that whole club.
that same night this chick was givin dudes head in the bathroom for free drinks. she didnt know the drinks were free, so she was offering the bartender head for a drink. i think a few took her up on it. i remember she was leaving the club draged literally on the floor by some creep. lmao.
but yeah props for that ass grab. you almost got destroyed on some real shit but you got out of it so ill give you props. yeah, i was the one who saw it. lol i remember when you did it cuz when she turned around and the dude was right next to her with his hands in fists i was like "OH...SHIT..." we were all watching cuz we were waiting for you to get knocked out in the worst way. glad you got out of that bro bro.
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