Dear stomach....
Dear stomach,
I apologize for eating 12 BBQ ribs last night. The teryaki flavor had me so indulged, I did not realize you would be angry at me like you are today.
My apologies as well, for eating hella fried potatoes with fresh garlic & onions as well. Had I known how upset, & angry you would have been today, I swear I wouldnt have ate them.
When you woke me up at 4am today, I should have known you were pissed, but it all came full circle when I got in my truck on the way to work & lit that first cigarette of the day.
Regards,
Shea