so i'm at this girl's house, we're kicking it, she's on her facebook and whatnot. i ask what she's doing and she mentions this girl that's been crushing on her for a minute. behold, i found out she's bi.
i present the idea of getting this girl involved sometime. without hesitation she says "sure, don't you want to see her first though?" she hands me her ipad, and come to find out, this girl looks like a samoan man with broader shoulders than mine, face all intense and shit like she would smash my face in if i looked at her wrong.
being optimistic, i brushed it off as a bad picture and continued to look through, and unfortunately it remained true throughout her photo album.