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[0R0]

most christians cant explain why king james' version is the official jawn, they're used to middle men lol

 

[InfamousICON]

God and Jesus are the same person... except God isn't a person and Jesus was a person... except he's also God, who isn't a person... so he's not a person. I don't really understand exactly how this works... and nobody has ever been able to explain it to me

according to the fairy tale aka the bible, God = The Father (god), The Son (jesus), and The Holy Spirit

 

[Nuttkase]

God and Jesus are the same person... except God isn't a person and Jesus was a person... except he's also God, who isn't a person... so he's not a person. I don't really understand exactly how this works... and nobody has ever been able to explain it to me

I know this breh. You also have to work the Holy Spirit in there somewhere seeing he concieved Jesus through Mary but is also part of the Holy Trinity which is all are part of God so Jesus is also his own dad and uncle?

 

[BASEDVATO]

It one god that manifested himself different. Like a shape shifter.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

according to the fairy tale aka the bible, God = The Father (god), The Son (jesus), and The Holy Spirit

ahhhh that makes sense... so God is a trio... like the 3 musketeers?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

iller and fubu are the same person...except iller didn't have dreads and fubu did...except, he's also iller, who didn't have dreads...so he didn't shake his dreads. i don't really understand exactly how this works, and nobody has ever been able to explain it to brehs.

 

[0R0]

 

[drunkaholic707]

All of you are gonna burn in hell

 

[0R0]

most important news of the night

 

[Nuttkase]

according to the fairy tale aka the bible, God = The Father (god), The Son (jesus), and The Holy Spirit

Yeah but the Holy Trinity says that all three are God as well so well yeah.

 

[BASEDVATO]

Mary was raped by a ghost... Spooky

 

[0R0]

did you tell them tacos shit on jesus fubu?

 

[0R0]

holy spirit = god's magic rape ray?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

yeah i told them

this was on instagram, not facebook

 

[Nuttkase]

All of you are gonna burn in hell

See you there!

 

[Meta4iCAL]

Jesus is also his own dad and uncle?

so if he's his own dad and his own uncle does that mean Jesus had sex with his mom and his sister? sounds like the whole God family is a bunch of incest inbred white trash hillbillies... so all you people that said Jesus was black... in your face!!!

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

well jesus still had dreads

 

[BASEDVATO]

Mark Twain had a awesome short story/ letter mocking religion and hell. Saying how heaven is all bout stuff people hate doing, like singing to god all day.

 

[0R0]

 

[Nuttkase]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaha yes #tybg