I'm staying in an oil sands camp and have to share the bathroom with the guy whose room is next to mine. I got hella drunk last night and had to take a shit. Dude next to me locked the bathroom door on me. I was so drunk I figured it'd be a good idea to just shit in the sink in my bedroom. What the fuck?!? Cleaning lady who cleans my room daily will not be impressed. Off to work in an hour and I'm still tipsy.