Buying a Whore

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Sicc OG
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How many of the brehgoons here are Whore owners?

I'm currently looking to buy a Whore. Already pre-approved and looking. Might even put in an offer tomorrow night. I'm shitting bricks though. I'm excited but hella nervous, just because it's such a huge investment, plus I keep second guessing and thinking it's not the right Whore.

I'm not married with a family or anything. I'm still young and single, but interest rates and prices are so low, it's dumb not to buy a whore now if you're capable of doing so. I can have a sex payment lower than at other whore houses.

Just curious how the experience went for anyone here that has purchased a whore. What were the main factors that went into your decision, age,sex,location? size? age of the Whore? etc...


















Also, anyone buy a thai/latin whore instead of a One legged meth Whore? If so how do you feel about the purchase. I was considering a Little cheap eastern european Whore before, but fuck having a $300 bill stack go missin from my pocket while im sleeping, and I've heard from everyone they're so hard to keep in check and don't appreciate much.
 
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Sicc OG
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i hear rent is expensive in the long run with these whore's,after a while they forget how to make sammiches and mando shit like that
 
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Sicc OG
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Rumpelstiltskin said:
Make sure you have some funds set aside just in case it requires maintenance. Unless you know how to do hair, nails, and sew clothes it could get a little pricey in the long run.
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no bro i want one thats fully kitted and trained, fresh to death,needs no maintenance at all
 
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Sicc OG
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im actually thinkin of starting up a bizniz buying cheap whores and renovating them and sellin on the whore for profit...any idea's anyone?? and i wont be coppin Ho's just Whores brehgoons....
 
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How about a lease, breh? You can always change the model when the contract is up. The whore you are about to buy right now might be running towards expiry date in 5 years and you are stuck with it or go to the trouble of divorce. With a lease you can trade for a newer model.
 
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Sicc OG
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Mac Jesus said:
Fresh from the national Canadian whore reserves.
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thats fuckin dope,was it a slut or a whore tho?? i seen canadian sluts like to act up and go on march's and shit tho so ill pass on the candian sluts breh,plus i can cop cheap sluts anywhere but i dont want that i want an authentic official like a referee wid a whistle WHORE..

this shit i cant deal with...

 
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Sicc OG
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some fucks importing those canadian sluts and flooding the the U.S.A with them,there's reported sightings in texas,idaho and cali...

i hate cheap imports..whores are waaaay better

 
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Good questions Timebomb. I can assure you what I have is an authentic Canadian whore, from the national reserve. I don't know how things work down there but here there is no institutional government body for sluts. As for those pictures you posted, well those are not sluts or whores. They are a rare subspecies of Canadian female intellectuals who are known to mimic the looks and attitude of sluts. They can easily be distinguished from real sluts because they complain about things like rape.
 
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Mac Jesus said:
Good questions Timebomb. I can assure you what I have is an authentic Canadian whore, from the national reserve. I don't know how things work down there but here there is no institutional government body for sluts. As for those pictures you posted, well those are not sluts or whores. They are a rare subspecies of Canadian female intellectuals who are known to mimic the looks and attitude of sluts. They can easily be distinguished from real sluts because they complain about things like rape.
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ok now i understand....seems like you guys up there are more or less never goin to ever be without a true authentic Whore...due to the economical state of the world today have alot of people been gettin there Whores reposessed up there??
 
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