Well tonight has been about the absolute worst it could be.
Get home from work, start doing laundry and cleaning. I go to flip/rotate my mattress and slam into my book shelf next to my bed which happens to have my bong on it. The whole thing falls over with my bong breaking into a million pieces all over my floor with bong water everywhere. I slice my thumb on a piece of glass. Wipe up everything i can, grab the vacuum, then when i turn on the vacuum dust starts shooting everywhere. Somehow the bag got loose in the vacuum. Clean that up and vacuum the glass up. Get some floor cleaner and clean my floor. (to preface, our laundry is in the basement and the building i live in was built in 1890. the basement has cement floors and is disgusting and probably hasnt been cleaned out in 50 years) Go to move my laundry from the washer to dryer, drop half of the wet clothes on the basement floor. Finish cleaning up a little inside, go get some of my clean dry clothes, grab this little steamer i have, start steaming some clothes, and then knock the steamer over spilling hot water everywhere. Grab a bubbler i havent used in a few months, go to give it a quick clean with some rubbing alcohol and salt, and forgot about the cut on my thumb as well as a cut on my pinky finger that happened yesterday.
So im done for the night. Ate a tiny xanax, drinking some beer, smoking from my non-preferred piece, and looking forward to tomorrow.