RESULT: Carnivore 0 / Herbivore 2
OFFICIAL RESULT: MEAT EATERS MAKE STINKIER FARTS THAN VEGETARIANS.
THE AFTERMATH
While the girls get dressed, we sit down with Dave as he goes over the last few frenetic minutes.
Ever the gentleman, he concedes, “Well, first off, I’ve definitely smelled a lot worse. They were certainly not as bad as ones I’ve made. I’m glad it wasn’t two blokes’ farts I had to smell. To be honest, my favorite farts were the veggie ones. Like I say, neither were unpleasant but the meat ones were a… less nice smell. Put it that way. As for the veggie ones, they might not have been farts at all. It could have been what I described it as—autumn leaves. It could have been a scented candle.
“I would say to the ladies, if you want to keep your farts smelling nice, go vegetarian!”
Jasmine the meat-eater’s reaction? “He must have a cold.”