You ever huff the ass of your underwear to see if they're clean or not?

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Feb 25, 2009
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Ima MAN dammit! i rocc my shit for like 3 days til all my ass and ball sweat create a stench to unbearable to stand, that of which u can only get from playing basketball during a hot summers day u naw what i mean.... a stink reminiscent of chlorine and dough with a hint of ass j/k. Real talk though there is a 2 day limit, 3 if im feelin lazy but thats it. After that its off to da dirty pile with no need to "huff" anything
 

Kon1

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^^^I don't see how muthafuckaz can actually go even a day without taking a shower and putting on fresh draws. I mean how hard is it to take 15 mins out of your day to hop in the god damn shower, use some shampoo and a bar of soap and clean yer stank ass? And wearing stank ass draws? wtf #wheredeydodatat thats just grimey, that aint being a "Man" thats being a stank lazy fuck who has no self respect. Take a shower ya dirtbag and change them shitty boxers ya animal! LOL
 
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and on some real shit i KNOW i aint da only nigga thats ever worn da same clothes for 2 days straight and that includes takin 'em off at da end of the day and puttin 'em rite bacc on da next day like nothin. And if anyone says otherwise they lying out they stank booty ass! Remember everyone, lying is a sin.
 
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I would shoot you muthafuckas where yall stand if you tried to come up in my house with ass and nut stench. When I get the time I'm gonna make a cleanliness thread (no marty) you ol' wash my ass then wash my face niggas!
 
Apr 26, 2003
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well yeah, if you have to crash at someone elses house or anywhere else, I dont know anyone that keeps extra boxers in the glove box "just in case"...Of course given the option you put on the cleanest clothes, but sometimes you dont have the luxury...Have I worn the same clothes at least 2 days in a row? Absolutley. Do I make a habit of it? Or enjoy it? Of course not...but if your going to ask me if Ive ever "huffed" the ass of my boxers to see if theyre clean enough to wear...no-ho-hooooo...no...
 

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As I said five years ago, or whenever, what amazes me is that someone could regularly not know if their clothes are clean or dirty. Don't you own a dresser? Did no one show you how to put your clothes away when you were growing up? We all occasionally wear the same clothes, like Nine2 said, but I am very aware of the fact they are dirty when I do so, and I certainly have no interest in 'huffing' my fucking drawers clean or dirty. That shit belongs at wierdjapanesefetishes.com which is ------------------------------->
 
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I dont know anyone that keeps extra boxers in the glove box "just in case"......

I keep a 2 spare fits in my truck at all times, including shoes. One is work clothes, the other is casual in case I'm out and spill on myself or some faggot is wearing the same t-shirt at the bar...That has never happened but I've seen it several times loool, shit is way funny. The fits get rotated too....

If you wear your undies for more than 24 hours, you're a dirty mufucka and I would say the only extenuating circumstances would be if you are camping and even then you can find a stream or a sink to wash them in. I hear some dudes talkin about turning them inside out. you know what Cleveland says...


 
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I keep a 2 spare fits in my truck at all times, including shoes. One is work clothes, the other is casual in case I'm out and spill on myself or some faggot is wearing the same t-shirt at the bar...That has never happened but I've seen it several times loool, shit is way funny.
TOTALLY BRO.. I KEEP AN EXTRA AFFLICTION SHIRT IN THE CAMARO JUST IN CASE I SEE SOME FAG WEARING THE SAME AFFLICTION SHIRT AS ME.
CANT LET THAT HAPPEN!