Doin 45 in a 35 i was pulled over by a Stater.
He smelled the pot as soon as he walked up on the car.
Ofcoarse i said i didnt have any. So he said he was gunna call the dogs.
Well im sitting in the car waiting on him n letting my girl know n my boy 2 bail me out.
He than proceeds 2 wave his hand in a come over here motion.
So I get out the car n he waves me 2 the passenger side,he looks up n sais tell me bout yrself...i proceeded 2 tell him how i was a buisness owner ect. n proceeded 2 call his bluff bout the dog til it got there.
I have a nice car and he knew it..so he says you dont want that dog tearin up yr shit.
I know you got pot cuz i can smell it...unlees its 50 Pounds and it better not be than i'm not going 2 take you 2 jail.
Well the dog was already there so i was fucked.
I said yup I got less than a pound in the trunk.
He sais well im not goin 2 take you 2 jail and infact im not even goin 2 impound your car...i looked up at him in amazement.
He said ya know the stuff wwill be legal in 2 years anywways...i said ya i guess u can have up 2 an ouce in California..he sais why go 2 California when Canadas right here.
He than asks why I dont just have my card?
I tell him that I'm fit as a fiddle and that i didnt wanna lie cuz i didnt know if I could even get it.
He sais theyre practically handing them out so take advantage.
He takes my 10 zips.gives me a ticket 4 no insurance n told me have a nice day...even gave me a piece a gum while i told him bout by buisness.
I can't fucking believe i'm not in jail right now.
And i just got 2 kick it with Brotha Lynch nite b4 last...2010 lookin pretty gr8.
He smelled the pot as soon as he walked up on the car.
Ofcoarse i said i didnt have any. So he said he was gunna call the dogs.
Well im sitting in the car waiting on him n letting my girl know n my boy 2 bail me out.
He than proceeds 2 wave his hand in a come over here motion.
So I get out the car n he waves me 2 the passenger side,he looks up n sais tell me bout yrself...i proceeded 2 tell him how i was a buisness owner ect. n proceeded 2 call his bluff bout the dog til it got there.
I have a nice car and he knew it..so he says you dont want that dog tearin up yr shit.
I know you got pot cuz i can smell it...unlees its 50 Pounds and it better not be than i'm not going 2 take you 2 jail.
Well the dog was already there so i was fucked.
I said yup I got less than a pound in the trunk.
He sais well im not goin 2 take you 2 jail and infact im not even goin 2 impound your car...i looked up at him in amazement.
He said ya know the stuff wwill be legal in 2 years anywways...i said ya i guess u can have up 2 an ouce in California..he sais why go 2 California when Canadas right here.
He than asks why I dont just have my card?
I tell him that I'm fit as a fiddle and that i didnt wanna lie cuz i didnt know if I could even get it.
He sais theyre practically handing them out so take advantage.
He takes my 10 zips.gives me a ticket 4 no insurance n told me have a nice day...even gave me a piece a gum while i told him bout by buisness.
I can't fucking believe i'm not in jail right now.
And i just got 2 kick it with Brotha Lynch nite b4 last...2010 lookin pretty gr8.
